Reverend Porfirio Hernandez III
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Reverend Porfirio Hernandez III
@scumbagcook
Waiting for my spaceship home. Attitude conniseur, musician, artist, chef and Texas born Chicano. And yes, I am an ordained minister, since 1996.
Katılım Şubat 2019
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I'm gonna do a "rain dance" to summon the zombie apocalypse. Snake eyes for everyone.
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@kirimae @GeorgeTakei I've seen people get attacked with a hatchet. Yes a hatchet. How do you defend yourself from that? Oh wait, a gun. I've had my house broken into. Saw the guy crawling through the window. All I had was a hammer. Lucky for me, he was cracked out and ran.
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@scumbagcook @GeorgeTakei Shooter was 18, he was an adult. Adults are controlled by laws.
Gun laws work. Harsh, restrictive gun laws. Doesn't stop guns of course, but the only people that get them are those that really want them.
Sincerely, an Australian.
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Ban assault rifles, not books.
Regulate firearms, not women’s bodies.
Protect kids, not lobbyists.
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@jojipaints Tell that to Ted Cruz. He's repulsive.
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@FINALLEVEL He needs a slap on public television. And then some.
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I'll get back to you in the next few days
Novice_Writer@Writer_Novice_
What is your relationship with procrastination?
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@ElTacoNarco Yes, I try to as often as I can.
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@citizenkawala I took April off from.drinking. I've cut my drinking down drastically, since.
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ANYONE who got sober in the last 3 years is a God damn superhero.
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@cw_fudge No, they have war zones, air raid alarms, corrupt military police shooting civilians, corrupt police assaulting funerals, and mass grave sites.
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If the Texas shooter left multiple messages behind, stating that "god" told him to do it, do you think the authorities would release that information? Think about it.
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@MovieFanReview1 This movie was hilarious. I literally laughed thru it.
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Wednesday watch anyone? What were your feelings on this at the time i thought rather unique horror movie. Any love for this from 1999
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