Tom Cox

Inverness Caledonian Thistle don’t employ a cameraman as their camera is programmed to follow the ball throughout the match. The commentator had to apologise today as the camera kept on mistaking the ball for the linesman’s head...

The sad thing is that, next year, half of these Brighton players will be wearing Chelsea shirts and playing absolutely dreadfully

Kick off delayed due to traffic on local roads. Could just have easily been delayed due to problems getting beer in the north stand.

This whole ‘walking out to whatever CD they can find and playing GOSBTS just as they’re about to kick off’ won’t ever feel right. It would be easier to accept changing the shirt colours to Red and Yellow (which wouldn’t surprise me, the way they make decisions without thinking )

Last night, Antonín Kinský became the first goalkeeper to concede three goals, be substituted, and lose a game of rock paper scissors in 18 minutes.

We have a feeling that @LASK_Official youngster Jacob Wanker might become quite popular in the UK 😄

The most perfectly timed photo in football. 🤯📸

Quite possibly the greatest radio call of all time. 🔝👏

Bairstow turned the cricket ground into a comedy show for a moment 😭😂 Even the cameraman couldn’t believe he just got pranked live on air 🎥🔥

This is glorious..

This is still the funniest red card I’ve ever seen 🤣

@MwepuMagic @OfficialBHAFC Let him say what he wants. Not many people can understand him outside Cumbria anyway.

Glenn Murray on Crystal Palace: “They’ve got some easier games coming up, ones they’ll expect to get the three points from” Crystal Palace play against Murray’s employers brighton in two weeks 🤯 Enough is Enough- Sack Him @OfficialBHAFC #BHAFC

Won’t be sticking him on pens then

@gavski71 @sw_train There are commuters that would give anything to to have access to a train service with that level of consistency.

@sw_train usual awful service, 3 days running the 747 Surbiton - Waterloo runs at least 5 mins late, is this just a new hidden timetable from the published one?

@MattJBenwell @O2 Was it 0891-505050?

Dear @O2 - your iPhone made me upgrade. I have just made a call the usual way - which I thought was WhatsApp - and you now tell me I have made it on voice- costing me £124. I did everything as normal but somehow - I got it wrong?! I would like a response asap please

The dog thought the keeper has launched his goal kick into the other room 😂

Meanwhile in #Madrid 🤩

@connoronthisapp Take me back to Anfield for that first match when we were still oblivious to the gem we had imported and the run we were about to go on….

we threw a guy who loved the club away because he wasn’t a yes man success will never happen if we don’t re-introduce that elite mentality he brought

🚨STATEMENT OF SOLIDARITY🚨 @BMALondon stands in total and unwavering solidarity with the NHS workers at Epsom and St Helier hospitals in their struggle to access the nationally agreed contracts of employment. We urge @geshNHS to put this right. #SolidarityForever✊🏼

@indykaila @OfficialBHAFC

Exclusive 💣 Carlos Baleba will request to leave Brighton in January. Baleba’s agent to meet @OfficialBHAFC in November.

Deputy chairman and chief executive Paul Barber has joined the board of Melbourne Victory as a non-executive director. 🤝