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@CSBurner14 @huskersjames You’re a very smart guy

@seahawktuahs @huskersjames I’m sure an MLB team would beat a college team

Here are 9 of the Oregon players who should have been ejected + suspended for getting angry about a legal slide into second base.

@CSBurner14 @huskersjames The mariners would CREAM the cornfuckers buddy

@seahawktuahs @huskersjames even worse

@CSBurner14 @huskersjames The trident is for the mariners bud

@seahawktuahs @huskersjames ASU fan btw

@SleeperMariners @MarinerMenace @MarinerMuse @MarinersONTap Julio can do no wrong he’s so tuff🤤

BA through the first 18 games: 1) Brendan Donovan - .292 2) Cal Raleigh - .145 3) Julio Rodriguez - .206 4) Josh Naylor - .134 5) Randy Arozarena - .286 6) Luke Raley - .296 7) JP Crawford - .194 8) Dom Canzone - .200 9) Cole Young - .230 That 2-4 spot is killing us 😭

@tybuttrey_ Milking it

Mariner burners that know more than MLB baseball players. Watch this video so you understand how you go up and in intentionally…

For as great as Altuve is he does more dumb shit than almost anyone I’ve seen

@lyagonalcutters Imai should be everyone’s least favorite pitcher right now unacceptable🤬🤬

if you can't pitch inside...

Thought this Imai fellow was supposed to be good

Back to reality for the 34 year old who’s never won a playoff game in his career

@jasoncoug2005 @NotTyFrance You’re retarted

@NotTyFrance I’m telling ya he’s going to be traded at the trade deadline. He seems to not care about playing baseball for the mariners .

Oh so Julio can’t field anymore either lmao What exactly did he do this offseason?

@danhurleyuconn @statmuse Holy shit you’re retarted

@statmuse This is the guy they wanted to win mvp btw

Hitters with 20+ strikeouts and a batting average under .200 this season: — Big Dumper End of list.

@IISwitch2II Joe Garver Refsynder in the lineup we’ll be lucky to put a run on the board

Game 13, April 8 SEA @ TEX Predictions Mariners can’t hit. They can’t hit lefties. They can’t hit in general. This is annoying. M’s lose 2-1. My predictions: 5-7

Mike Trout is on a 1-for-25 (.040) skid.

As has been noted but should be repeated, Mike Trout has been hit by a pitch three times by Mariners pitchers, which includes the two times this past weekend, since 2020. That's 197 plate appearances. Multiple teams have hit him the same or more times over that span, including non-divisional opponents. The argument ends there. The Mariners have successfully pitched Trout to his weakness far more frequently than not. Mistakes happen. It's baseball. Ask Ty France. There's no middle ground to be found here. Folks like Ty Buttrey, who continue to perpetuate this, are objectively wrong. The guy clearly isn't the sharpest tool in the shed; he thinks NFTs are still cool in 2026 (they never were). "You didn't play the game, I did" is a crutch for being a hypocrite and not using common-sense. Enough.

@SwoopSzn @Asian12th Buddy yall got bounced by the team we beat by 40 a week later😭

@Asian12th We stay on ur mind pussy. face of the fucking league u bum shit head

@SandblasterSzn What are we gonna do🥺🥺

Check the comments mariners fans are now my least favorite fans

Meanwhile over that span

Last three years; Mariners have hit Angels batters a total of 24 times Angels have hit Mariners batters a total of 32 times But yea, fucking Mariners!

@WeathersWins Yep this was on purpose you’ve cracked the code #retard

Mariners are so lame. So scared of trout that you try an injury him 2 days in a row. Loser franchise x.com/TalkinBaseball…