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@alyssamfredrick Happy birthday!

@DiscoPriest I can't wait to hear about yours!!

You guys. The lady whose apartment we rented has KANGAROO SHOES.

surround yourself. with those who would flip your ear back for you. if it ever went inside out

@DiscoPriest At least there's no permanent marker on it!

@SecretByx Noooooo! Avoid sudden hair whips. You'll have to be STILL and fabulous.

@Nimyane I'd go square because I am that person who catches their pockets on the hooked bits constantly. They both look nice though!

@Kialesse I am so sorry you were not informed! It was quite good I agree!

@bekitoburrito Even 22 was too young. Would not do again. Nope.

@SecretByx Oh dis cute. Nice work!

A romantic evening.

@DiscoPriest @wokinglunges @Rank4HT Expecting*

@DiscoPriest @wokinglunges I did the worst of it and honestly was expected to go it alone! Pretty sure @Rank4HT cast guidance 😂.

Last night at @wokinglunges house, Astra barfed on the floor mid DnD session. Luckily the party all helped out with clean up and we managed to regroup and keep going while she passed out on my lap afterwards.

@grilledcheese28 @SecretByx Oh I agree. Go BBQ! I miss this place we used to live near in the Carolinas that did loaded baked potatoes w brisket on top. Unf.

Pulled into the driveway to find a doe and six chickens nomming happily on our grass and bugs.

@SecretByx Trading the thrown back for this?! Unfair. I'm writing the universe a letter.

@SecretByx Then clearly you must never sleep again. Set your cat alarm to mrow at regular intervals.

@DiscoPriest The food admittedly delicious though.

@DiscoPriest Free dinner took THREE HOURS both nights. Ugh.

I've been on a bit of a work trip with a lighting vendor this week and I'm sorely disappointed that I barely got any alone time in the hotel room other than to pass out and sleep.