@mightylzrdking Good idea, in reality they just stole like $100 billion. That's why it needs to be cancelled.
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seatedcalf
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saying this woman should have been married at 22 if she’s family-oriented is largely a class tell. upper class people generally don’t get married at 22. even if this woman had wanted that, there would have been nobody suitable for her to marry.
emily is in sf@emilyinvc
i am sourcing a husband for a close friend of mine she’s * SF * Jewish * Very high IQ (makes >$500k/yr) * Family oriented * 34 + wants marriage/kids within 36 months * Gorgeous brunette with tiny waist and large breasts * Perverted, but in a fun way Who’s on the market?
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@ZyMazza Liberals pay people to plant flowers. Conservatives fund billions of dollars worth of conservation efforts with fish and game licenses.
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I will never understand how it came to pass that American "conservatives" managed to completely cede the core value of "Conservation" to the American left.
It's downright bizarre!
VB Knives@Empty_America
Intensely Blue Coded.
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@jacelala Except it’s real and awesome and women don’t have genes so they can’t join in
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@lyndseyfifield I was confused because I thought this was a story from Clarksville, Indiana. But understanding that this is about Washington DC is hilarious in a tragic way. Grown men riding ATVs in the city center is the ghetto, QoL destroying activity I could imagine.
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Whenever I complained about the ATV dirt bike gangs that sped around and terrorized everyone, locals said they were harmless and I didn’t understand the culture. Cops weren’t allowed to stop them. And that was a decade ago.
7News DC@7NewsDC
Police said that just before 7 p.m., a group of middle schoolers was riding in the bike lane on 14th Street when a group of men on dirt bikes and ATVs ran them over, then left the children bleeding in the street. bit.ly/4mdowwb
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@qualadder @glowofbrutality Because working and contributing to society is evil, guck you capitalist pig
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@glowofbrutality Enjoying urban life is a privilege. If I want it I have to pay big money. Yet poor people get it for free.
Why should my taxes go towards giving poor people the ability to bid against me for housing in nice places?
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all of you are clearly a bunch of dumbfucks because god forbid poor people inhabit a city and have the ability to enjoy urban life. and to be completely honest with you, half of your businesses wouldn’t have any workers if you got rid of all the “poor” neighborhoods
𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯@atlanticesque
There are whole swathes of cityscape which American and New York taxpayers pay through the nose to keep off the market. (Not just off the market, but basically off the map, assuming you value your safety.) I care more about freeing that land than bulldozing Greenwich Village.
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I took vitamin D and my balls and penis got huge and exploded
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I’m waiting for my X mandated foid. My requirements are really quite lax.
lawless@coleslawless
Twitter is a dating app. This is your sign to shoot your shot. 5 years later, loving life, and baby #2 on the way.
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@dustinmyload Japanese twitter, I love your humor and our funny interactions but the culture of cheating so casually is too much isn’t it?
Please learn the value of fidelity 🙏
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尻ってマジでヤバいよな
巨乳見てもうお！デッカwで終わるけど尻はマジでヤバい
思考が停止する
こないだショッピングモールで若妻の尻を目で追いすぎて彼女と逆の方向進んでたもん
罹凍@team1730
セックスあるある、女のケツ叩くのが一番楽しい
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@modernmuseage @usaginaba Men and women are beautifully different. I, for one, will never experience the slightly lezzy pillow fights that women swear never happen (I heard the pillows thwapping through the hotel walls on the school trip).
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@MUKIDEZA2 Katakana names for states is kind of cute right? We are too young to have become kanji yet. Like ‘computer’ and ‘coffee’
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@EuroValentino Dated a german girl with huge cans and she became an au pair after we dated. Prefunding round?
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@Starkian7789 Should be those shared 1 bedrooms with dog cage beds they have in Hong Kong. Fitting for the striver class
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Someone said that SF's historic architecture does not spiritually match its current residents.
Neolithic HVAC Technician@AccurateCaption
@Ryandoofy Seventy years apart in San Francisco
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@skooookum White guys in NYC making 130k before the Norwood reaper hits:
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@based_coded Just make sure the buildings are staggered for good views but honestly why not. Fill all these buildings with White college grads and say you either get married in 3 years or we quadruple your rent.
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