Sebastian

@theliamnissan To stay informed about the tsunami and Fukushima NPP situation in 2011

Why did you start your Twitter account?

@ArtCandee So much money. But unable to order an escalator for his airplane. Sad. So sad 😢

Peak vigor from Donald Trump getting off Air Force One to go golfing in Florida again on the taxpayer dime. 🙄

@MeidasTouch @Acyn Ask a geologist. Tectonic plate shift is real!

@Acyn One day, like a miracle, it will open itself

Trump on Strait of Hormuz: At a certain point, it will open itself

@sladade @Telekom_hilft Meine Umstellung ist am 8.4. und das Ersatzgerät liegt schon seit einer Woche bei mir rum. War echt baff.

Ich bin mal gespannt, ob @Telekom_hilft mir heute noch einen neuen Receiver zustellt. Ansonsten ist der heute per Mail angekündigte Termin schwierig …

@ProjectLincoln It's the cheap shoes that causes the swelling. Wait until his entourage shows the same symptoms!

Twist and Gout

@MeidasTouch By Trump's definition you can't be MAGA when you don't support him. So the result is not surprising. 100% of 7's are numbers

Big news from Karoline Leavitt: 100% of Trump supporters support Trump

@YahooNews He wants to use NATO like he uses senate, the house, SCOTUS, DOJ and FIFA.

President Trump on Monday repeated his call to nations to help unblock the Strait of Hormuz, and complained that some were not ‌very enthusiastic about providing help to Washington. yahoo.com/news/articles/…

@theliamnissan That's what other states think I guess. Why should we send ships or provide bases when Trump already won the notwar.

Exactly how many days in a row can Donald Trump declare victory in Iran before you braindead MAGA motherfuckers finally realize that he's lying to you? Seriously, give me a number

@GovPressOffice None of this makes bIg fireballs and 💥 BOOM! (or distracts from the Epstein files)

Trump’s war is costing about $2 BILLION a day. That’s the same as: • 270,000 Pell Grants helping students afford college • A full year of rent for 143,000 families • Nearly 4 years of the 988 suicide crisis hotline • 3+ months of WIC nutrition for moms and babies • 29 days of breakfast and lunch for every public school kid in America • All the humanitarian aid the U.S. gives the UN in a year • A year of free preschool for 110,000 low-income kids • A month of SNAP for nearly 10 million Americans • A month of Medicaid for nearly 3 million Americans

@MuQuanLuLu 这种类型的衣服里面可以穿一个塑身腰包。

稍微穿的像个正常人，小上衣+短裙+咖丝+短靴+腿套，还偷摸在腰上别了个跳蛋 但是不挂尿袋很没有安全感，随时随地排尿快养成习惯了😵‍💫

If you don't allow the Amazon apps to access your social media activities, don't be surprised when #Melania appears on the recommendation of #Prime videos 😂

@ProjectLincoln Even I understand that the term war is not tied to one enemy, while irak may be complete, there is much more to come with Cuba and states located in middle and south America 🤓

Something a demented person would say 👇

@GovPressOffice He did a Tesla advertising last year. No wonder he doesn't care

@MuQuanLuLu 插头外侧的中心开口可以连接到一个分离器，该分离器可以收集液体并允许气体逸出。

@sebas0816 我在想如果在肛鞭侧面开一条凹槽，类似于匕首的放血槽那种，会不会能让放屁更顺畅一些，不过也有可能一使劲把肠液喷出来了😆

先去看了鬼灭之刃，然后直奔机场，今天出发去长沙玩几天 屁眼和肠道被持续侵犯的感觉太爽了，以后外出的时候肛鞭也得变成标配，就是好几个小时放不出屁来了，肚子好涨啊😖

@MuQuanLuLu 塞子上的小孔每隔 30 分钟由水泵自动用水冲洗一次。

@MuQuanLuLu 粪便的特性决定了需要定期冲洗沟槽。

@theliamnissan What Putin said has priority

@theliamnissan This debate is so hard to understand for a German in Germany where a state issued ID is mandatory at age 16 and citizens (not just Germans) have to register their place of living with the city they live in. We don't have to apply to vote, we get notified when we have the option .

The SAVE Act says your birth certificate name has to match your married name, and a marriage license is no longer considered an ID, so women will have to purchase a U.S. Passport in order to vote. It's just a poll tax for poor women who've never traveled, ruled unconstitutional

@Reuters Are they afraid of being deported by ICE to a prison in a state less friendly than south africa is?

Thousands of white South Africans are planning to return home despite President Trump's statements that the white minority is being persecuted by the country's Black majority government reut.rs/4b4PBxX

@jayblackisfunny That is one lobster tail for one third of the military every month. Or one tail per quarter per soldier. I mean, good food is essential for the moral of the fighting forces.

Pete Hegseth spent $100,000 on a piano, $2 million on Alaskan King Crab, $7 million on lobster tail, $15 million on steak, $120,000 on ice cream machines, and $12,000 on fruit basket stands… JUST IN SEPTEMBER! (But, tell me again how Somali day care centers are the problem.)