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Why is @GeeqOfficial still faded completely by CT? This company has EVERYTHING you would expect from a serious crypto-related enterprise. $GEEQ #buildingInSilence

@OmnityNetwork where can I store my $OCT tokens that I have to remove from @MEXC_Official ?

@osf_rekt @rektdrinks $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

we simulated consumer research on @rektdrinks energy products against other brands using LLMs with the below methodology…and this is what we got…👀

@vibes_tcg @rektdrinks @moonbirds @opensea $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

Cop an exclusive @rektdrinks x Vibes 'Get Rekt' card when you purchase and redeem your Rekt x @moonbirds Birb Bubbly NFT. Sale begins at 12p ET on @opensea

Birb Bubbly will launch in 24 hours. Exclusively on @OpenSea: opensea.io/collection/bir…

Tomorrow.

@rektdrinks Good job @LivingCarpets

The Rekt Rewards site is back fully functioning. Thank you for your patience.

@themiracle_io @rektdrinks $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

New benefit is out now!✨ Get @rektdrinks with 20% off. Check your Solflare wallet to see if you are eligible!

@moonbirds $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

Rekt x birb.

@rektdrinks $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

Something is brewing...

If the UK lags on stablecoin innovation, we risk getting REKT. So we sat down with @osf_rekt to talk about what it really means to build a business using stablecoins, and what the Bank of England’s proposed restrictions could mean in practice. If you like @rektdrinks, stay till the end👀

@RektBrands @RektCoin $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

Rekt Brands Inc. announces additional @RektCoin purchases. Today Rekt Brands Inc. acquired 292B $REKT for $51,738. This takes Rekt Brand Inc. acquisitions to a total of 3.36T $REKT ($614,670). Rekt Brands Inc. may look to make similar acquisitions in the future.

Wer sitzt eigentlich in der #ARD und schreibt diesen Liveblog über #Olympia2026 #olympics2026?! Hat ihr/ihm schon jemand gesagt, dass das erst 2 von 4 Läufen beim #skeleton waren und noch keine Medaillen vergeben wurden?

$600 For Sparkling Water Someone inside a global beverage major saw the $REKT numbers and called bullshit. Average order value: $600, median: $300. Their internal models don't allow for this. Sparkling water sells in single units at gas stations. Cases move at $8-15. Nobody drops hundreds dollars on flavored water. Nobody except $REKT customers. Beverage industry veterans look at these numbers and see a data error. - Premium water brands: $3-6 per bottle retail. - Energy drinks: $2-4 per can. - Craft soda: $1.50-3 per unit. Even bulk wholesale, even enthusiast purchasing, even subscription models, nobody in the category sees triple-digit order values. The frameworks break, comparables fail. So they conclude the data is wrong. The data isn't wrong... People are buying $2.90 cans of sparkling water in quantities that make sense for engine oil, not beverages. They're buying dozens of cases. Storing them, posting photos of stacks in their garage. Giving them to friends who don't even know what $REKT is. Because they're not buying water. They're buying exposure to a brand at $80M market cap that could hit $800M, or $5B. Every purchase is a bet Traditional brands trained us: you buy product, they get your money, you get nothing. Maybe if you're lucky, you get points. Redeem 10,000 points for a $5 discount. Wow.... $REKT flipped it. Buy drinks, get tokens. Tokens appreciate with brand growth, brand growth creates more attention, more attention drives more buying. Your $600 isn't consumption, it's a position. At $80M FDV, $REKT token is pricing in what exactly? Less than 2 year of DTC beverage sales. Early stage retail pilots, not full national distribution. Web3 partnerships, but no major traditional CPG deals yet. A very small operating team. Compare: Prime reached $1.2B in valuation after mainstream breakout. Celsius scaled into a multi billion dollar brand over time in functional beverages. If $REKT captures just a few percent of the functional beverage market, that implies a $1B+ brand. $600 orders aren't expensive, they're early. The inversion everyone missed - Normal brands: extract value from supporters, give nothing back. - Loyalty programs: give back crumbs, maintain all upside. - $REKT: shares upside, makes early support actually profitable. This is why beverage analysts don't understand the numbers. They're measuring consumption when they should be measuring conviction. When you buy Nike shoes, Nike wins, shareholders win, you get shoes. When you buy $REKT drinks, $REKT wins, shareholders win, you get drinks and exposure to brand growth. That's alignment. What $600 actually buys A 24 pack is $69.69. That's $2.90 per can. A $600 order is 9 packs, 207 cans. That’s roughly one $REKT per day for 7 months. Nobody needs that much sparkling water. But if you think the brand is going from $80M to $800M, and each purchase earns you tokens at current prices, then $600 isn't excess consumption. It's the cheapest way to build a position without buying tokens directly on an exchange. The reflexivity they said couldn't scale Beverage people said the economics don't make sense. Analysts said the numbers must be wrong. 83% retention, $600 AOV. Giant Eagle up 10x on velocity. The numbers are right, frameworks are obsolete. You don't spend $600 on sparkling water. You spend $600 on belief that other people will believe.

@everyonebpup @rektdrinks @osf_rekt $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

@GeneralWeigs @GiantEagle Smart. $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

GW stacking gains. 💪📈 Another day, another waterfall... of the world's best flavored sparkling water. 😏💦 Ventured to that @GiantEagle across town thinking it'd be a ghost town, shocking enough shelves were LOADED. Cart looking like a degen's Christmas. 🎄🛒 Fully committed: cases of @rektdrinks locked & loaded. Excited to stack more $REKT coin for the inevitable rainy day (or lambo weather 🌧️→🚀). If you're sleeping on this brand in 2026... what are you even doing with your life, anon? 😴🪙 Get rekt responsibly. 🥤🔥

Da simma mal wieder schön verpfiffen worden #DENGER

@rektdrinks $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

We sat down whilst at the New York Stock Exchange to help educate people on brand coins. Watch the full interview below 👇

@rektdrinks @FoxBusiness @BloombergTV $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

During our time at the New York Stock Exchange, we spoke with leading financial media about taking Rekt mainstream. Airing soon on @FoxBusiness to over 95M US households and @BloombergTV to over 124M households.

@osf_rekt @B_A_R_E_Ink @rektdrinks $REKT WORLD DOMINATION

every so often we get like 1-2 new community members who randomly stumble upon us via @rektdrinks, and then get fully immersed into the $REKT community and become lifers these are the most important people in our community, the guys that make it all work.