Jennifer Johnson

Timelapse flying by Hurricane Milton today about 2 hours ago. Storm looks bigger but less symmetric than yesterday. 1/2000 sec, f8, 14mm, ISO 500, 0.5 sec interval, 30fps

livetweeting through the experience that is my mom getting an outpatient procedure done but she had to take Valium first for her anxiety: some quick facts: - 60+ year old Southern belle with a bright personality and bad knees. despite that, we're actually here for her back today. she's like a retired nursing Avenger with expensive copays. also important, she's a Virgo. - actual height: 5'3.5" - height she tells medical professionals: 5'7" - vices: peanut butter pretzels and Aleve - hobbies: spontaneous naps, asking for tech assistance, reminding me she loves her grandchild more than the person who grew him for her - pain tolerance: LOW. she screams like Omar from the Wire shot her and we're just putting on a lidocaine patch. - medicinal tolerance: non-existent. cough syrup makes her salsa. - strengths: giving constructive criticism, seeing impossibly small objects on her rug but not text messages, being loud on calls with ancestors, cooking anything BUT frozen food, and talking on speakerphone at full volume with no regret. here is our story: