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Unpacking all the dumb shit your parents dumped into your empty braincase as a child is everyone's personal cult deprogramming journey.
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Seamus Kelahan
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Seamus Kelahan
@seemoose27
Steelers fan. MTG player. Good enough to 0-3 a PT draft. Played Bogles before it was cool.
Two Oh Three Katılım Ekim 2011
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forget the artwork this flavor text might be some of the worst advise you could tell someone trying to improve.
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'Look I'm a realist. The blood god needs blood. He needs skulls for his skull throne. I get it. I'm CIA, no one loves blood and skulls more than I do. I'm just saying we have to do this stuff according to the proper procedures as recorded in our big book made from human skin.'
Ken Klippenstein@kenklippenstein
Senate Democrats are open to giving Trump more money for Iran war. "I don’t rule anything out,” said Senator Elissa Slotkin. “I mean, we’re in it.” politico.com/news/2026/03/0…
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"My commanding officer told me we were going to bring about the end of the world" seems like a very solid, legally defensible reason to disobey orders.
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A Boston Dynamics dog holding a 3D printed mask of your mother's face up to your ring doorbell
Seamus Kelahan@seemoose27
Every Universes Beyond release is the insatiable monster that is capitalism wearing the skinned face of your childhood nostalgia and trying to get you to invite it past the threshold of your home.
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It's not the best look to yuck people's yum, so to everyone who is genuinely enjoying the #MTGxTMNT prerelease, I would like to say this:
I'm very sorry that the value of your substantial Funko Pop! figurine collection has cratered.
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working at a local game store, for ECL by friday morning our prereleases were sold out and we were turning people away, filling our game room with 90-100 people per day, and had to borrow prerelease kits from other stores. for TMNT we have less than 100 across the three days
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The most evergreen of evergreen mtg tweets. Never truer than today.
Bryan Gottlieb@BryanGo
The year is 2032. You sit down to play your first match ever on the Post Malone Pro Tour. You flip a Post Malone album. “Post” you call in the air. It comes up Post Malone. “I’ll Pre Malone” you say. You draw your opener. No Posts. “I’ll Maloneigan.”
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I can't wait for the heartfelt episode where Jace and Raphael teach Spock the true meaning of cowabunga dude.
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When the Magic TV series finally happens it's all gonna be UB stuff, isn't it.
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Going to the TMNT prerelease just to open my packs and loudly complain "wait, *all* the cards are ninja turtles cards? Ugh, gross!" and then walk out mid deck construction.
#MTGxTMNT
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Eastman/Laird/Lavigne
𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵-𝘕𝘶𝘵 𝘊𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘺 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳, 2026
Ink on cardboard
#tmnt #mtg #fun #thisiswhattheywant
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Anybody going to SCG Milwaukee, come find me in the Command Zone if you wanna catch these hands.
#scgcon #scgmke #commander #edh #fun #thisiswhattheywant
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Is the Marvin Harrison Jr breakout finally coming in 2026? 👀
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if you have a ring camera you are a child, terrified of the silhouette of a jacket hanging on a chair. you are lower than a worm to me. you have sold your soul to a devil that has offered you nothing in return
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I wish GG Allin had lived and gone full MAGA so I could watch old republican white ladies pretend to like it when he sang Bite It You Scum and threw shit at them
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if you increase taxes on the wealthy, it will stifle innovation in numerous sectors, such as AI that everyone hates and AI that doesn’t work
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