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@WallStreetApes Inshallah someone shall “deal” with him

Americans are fighting back against the Muslim invasion any way they can American says that the neighbors in his complex are roughly 98% Muslim Since pork is explicitly forbidden (haram) in the Quran, he is cooking bacon and then using a fan to direct the smell into the hallway

@rayjay7890 @MurrayHillGuy1 She rules and I agree with her.

@MurrayHillGuy1 This is her

We all know this guy. He’s got "He/Him" in his bio right next to a link for his failed SoundCloud, and spends 40 minutes explaining why "positionless basketball" is a metaphor for late-stage capitalism to a girl who just wanted to watch the Knicks. That’s the look of a woman realizing she’s dating a guy who wears a vintage sweatshirt from a thrift store and uses the word "visceral" to describe a layup. Every man dreams of finding the beautiful mid like this to match his unique quirks and listen to his weird takes on life

@TandangSora33 @TrumpCard79 @AutismCapital You should add “being a pussy” to the list of things you identify as.

@TrumpCard79 @AutismCapital But yeah, it being Coachella, it probably is some witchcraft, dark arts mass ritual going on and lyrics are kind of gross and im an agnostic cradle catholic that doesnt bible thump and turned off by holly rollers

Best performance of Coachella 2026. Nine Inch Nails performing with Boys Noize as Nine Inch Noize with his wife Mariqueen Maandig from How to Destroy Angels. Song is "Heresy" from The Downward Spiral album but remixed. Unc Reznor's still got it. Youngsters can't keep up.🔥

@azothism Have you taken an IQ test? You might be shocked at what you learn!

@ChaletMocha @replicant172 Didn’t ask old fuck

@replicant172 Idk man, this was cool when I was 18, in 1996. Not so much anymore

@manobells Suspiciously soon after @JackBensinger joins the writing team. Very very curious.

SNL skit

@aadilpickle Are you fucking stupid?

made a $175 instacart order and the shopper left the reciept in the bag found out it would cost $125 if shopped in person 40% markup what a great business model

@JahnMcGovern @komradsky_1917 He would be so fucking happy to see you say this

@komradsky_1917 The leader of the violence gang?

The reason “Head” from Korn went Christian and quit the band is funnier than you can possibly imagine

@jaubreyYT He could be an orc among goblins on the battlefield. He would carry a heavy wooden club and when he swings it his enemies tremble in fear. He would be formidable.

@nazzobetweeting Around 2 hours 5 days a week. I enjoy it.

i’m so confused how long are yall going to the gym for

@KingJester98 Dude should use the money from this to buy a new shirt, gym membership and a haircut. Disgusting.

Gotta love the scalper walking into the LGS to offload his hoard 🙃

@Hadalifeb4this_ @LeahCheshier You have undiagnosed schizophrenia and she be forced to live the rest of your life in a small cage

@LeahCheshier Yea sure sure definitely

We just flew 4 astronauts around the Moon for the first time in over 50 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@OurHealthNest Don’t ever say it like that again lol

Lil bro got me mouth-watering 😋

@rick_lewis67363 @thematrixb0t Uhhhhh buddy I think she is describing a level of capitalism your brain cannot even wrap around

CEO of the Institute for Sustainability Leadership, Lindsey Hooper, claims that water, soil, and oxygen should not be infinitely accessible. She proposes classifying them as assets and placing them on a global balance sheet. “So, the stories about having to pay for a breath of air will soon no longer be gloomy jokes, but a very real prospect.”

@_____USA___ @EricLDaugh @AndreaKC2016 You have never fought for anything in your life and you will not start now.

@EricLDaugh @AndreaKC2016 We must fight anyone opposing us. Being polite losers is not a good plan.

🚨 BREAKING: Scott Presler just told Leader John Thune he will go to TEXAS to primary challenge Sen. John Cornyn if the SAVE America Act is not passed "If Thune won't give us what we want, we will take away WHAT HE HAS." Scott is going hardball!

@NextLevel_Rebel @captive_dreamer You are gay

@captive_dreamer Lol what? I thought that video was cool and funny.

It's as if there's a concerted effort to make guns Reddit and gay

@OtakuKick @LuxVeritasAeter @ZanarGaming I played it for the first time about 3 years ago and loved the first half of the game. Loved riding around and questing with my boys. But about halfway through it really takes a turn that makes the game so much worse. You can get it cheap so I say try it out.

@LuxVeritasAeter @ZanarGaming So is XVI worth playing?

The rarest summon scene in Final Fantasy Series. Millions people played Final Fantasy 15, but less than 1% of players that fought the giant adamantoise got this scene.

@GrapsFR @DiscussingFilm It’s a bad film but enjoyable enough if you played all the games that are included in the cameo-slop. I highly doubt most professional critics have played the games and without that experience it would be an unbearable watch.

@DiscussingFilm Mid from critics but audience wise it is well received…..

‘THE SUPER MARIO GALAXY MOVIE’ is tracking to open with $370M worldwide. 3rd biggest opening ever for an animated film, slightly below the first film. Read our review: bit.ly/GalaxyDF

@JMKnightMD @Acyn You’re a cucked little bitch.

@Acyn His granddaughter is a higher priority than haters on X. Go figure.

Rick Scott 2022: I got rid of my Disney+. I’m not planning on going back to the park.

@ryanrelax4420 @MarcoFoster_ @TimJDillon Man you’re in for a fucking rude awakening when the midterms happen this year 😅

@MarcoFoster_ @TimJDillon The left is lost.There is no more fight. So people like @TimJDillon are doing this because they need something for their show.

Tim Dillon on MAGA: “It’s the greatest con in history, truly. To run as America First and you’re gonna take care of America and then turn around and go all of these things daycare, Medicare, we have nothing to do with that, we’re fighting wars. It is the greatest scam in history”