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shal

shal

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Katılım Temmuz 2023
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𝒵𝒾𝓀✯
𝒵𝒾𝓀✯@_Gottalovezik·
me: "my intention is to grow with the company" me as soon as another company offers $1 more per hour:
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iii@pmuniiii·
i deleted your city from the weather app
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Saad
Saad@lolnvmtho·
"Are you single?" I work 8 hours, go to the gym for 2 hours, then take a 1-hour walk. Yes I'm single..
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shaurya
shaurya@shauseth·
they should use palantir to find me a gf
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mike
mike@33havefaithinme·
being a guy in 2026 is texting a girl 14 things and she responds to 2
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kalim
kalim@akhmxt·
Piracy ke khilaf jung tab ladi jati h jab desh ameer ho. Bhai kisi ghareeb ka baccha 1-2 kitaab padh lega toh kya dikkat h. Importing first world priorities to third world countries.
Penguin India@PenguinIndia

Over 20,000 pirated books seized in Delhi through a collaborative crackdown led by Delhi Police with Penguin Random House India, @SimonSchusterIN & @HayHouseIndia - one of the capital’s biggest anti-piracy actions. Read the full report: penguin.co.in/newsroom/major…

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Neet
Neet@neet_sol·
pattern recognition is the highest paying job in the world right now
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hide
hide@hideonfeuj·
I’m going to buy my wife some ankles/feet jewelry, with a little bell so I know where she’s wandering around the house and find her back when she’s lost in the garden.
hîv.@sorrrowfull

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may
may@calla_ow·
oh good heavens however will i grow more plants to fight back these zombies the ever bountiful sunflower:
Kathleen@tmszhjh88

It's too stable.

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Boring_Business
Boring_Business@BoringBiz_·
Job market so bad that this is how it feels to get a call back from a recruiter in 2026
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We don't deserve cats 😺
We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing·
“Stop, woman, you’re destroying my peace… fine, I’m leaving then.” 😾
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me irl
me irl@me_when_irl·
"You're sentenced to work 9 to 5 with 2 weeks vacation a year for the rest of your life"
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trin
trin@glooomiii·
i would fumble you in every universe
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Jake
Jake@JustJake·
A fool admires complexity A genius admires simplicity
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s@velliikudii·
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alexei
alexei@alexeixbt·
"so all you do is eat, sleep, get money, and go to the gym?" me:
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