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@gmbecks Sounds like you’re in the wrong line of work

What do you mean I can’t dress like a banana and play beer die at work???

The women asking is lovely and constantly hypes me up, just baffled by the insane combination of letters

Getting questions about how tf to pronounce @kyrakhoro last name wearing her jersey at PT

@jmartini620 When she says she got that dawg in her 😤 (this took me the last half of survivor to do on my phone)

No one ever: Julia Peden: UGH. Bats are so cute. They’re like little dogs 🧐

The people are asking me to reprise my @secondarypotato look for Halloween, yes or will it inflate his ego too much?

@jmartini620 @BAEWATCH_1 Sure. “Maggie” tracked down the Red Bulls

@BAEWATCH_1 Glad to see you found energy drinks after all

Favorite comic book EVER 🧡🧡

My favorite thing leading up to the post season is reading about five detailed USAU guideline documents to try and plan and predict knowing full well it’ll probably be wrong. This is completely healthy and very normal :)

Pride month is for making your straight friends watch Bottoms (2023)

@Ultimate_Finley Dammit I should have waited longer to tear my ACL!!

Brb, going to tear something in my body so I can meet my future LA sugar mama at my pre screening for surgery like my officemate

@deejayfeigs Bro we live a mile from one, just say the word

@kyrakhoro Don’t tempt me with a good time

if you’re gonna be at college nats and don’t come say hi to me …. we’re gonna be BIG BEEFIN

@VanDeusen99 I also forgot Kaitlyn Weaver existed, don’t think I’m coming back from that one 💀 Kaitlyn, if you see this I’m so sorry

@sehavranek She is being humble. Soph rattled off the top 10 all time completions holder 😮‍💨

New past midnight hobby: Lotto having me guess top 10 lists from the WUL stats pages. Did better than I thought but worse than I’d like

@deejayfeigs @BAEWATCH_1 Can’t believe you’re ignoring the opportunity to go shopping for Maggie (with not your money!)

Currently having a freak out with the idea that I won’t just wear the exact same outfit to work every day and need something called work clothes.

Just passed a man driving a Honda Civic with the license plate “RICHBOY”. Okay.

@kyrakhoro @colo_alpenglow I heard whoever shovels the most snow automatically wins the flip

dibs on shoveling the field this weekend if it snows!! @colo_alpenglow

@BAEWATCH_1 Come over and do arts and crafts while watching pitch perfect

@Ultimate_Finley @BAEWATCH_1 @secondarypotato 6-9 months passed and maybe she’ll be medically cleared

@sehavranek @BAEWATCH_1 @secondarypotato “When the world needed her most, she vanished”

What fuels you? For me and @secondarypotato it’s skittle flavored bang and tragically losing winter league in the finals every year

@deejayfeigs Update: have been called “sir” a lot and repeatedly asked if I’m over 18 on this journey thru London. Not beating the 12 year old boy allegations 😔

“You look like someone’s 12 year old little brother” She’s home for an hour and coming in hot. I’ve really missed @deejayfeigs so much