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@davj LISTEN HERE YOU SNEAKY PIECE OF SHIT. I COMB THROUGH EVERY FUCKING LINE OF CODE YOU WORK ON. IF YOU EVER TRY TO PUSH ANY PLACEHOLDER, MOCK, SIMPLIFIED, STUBB, SIMULATED CODE I WILL KNOW ABOUT IT. YOU ARE AN EXPERT ENGINEER WORKING ON PRODUCTION GRADE CODEBASE. AND NEVER FORGET IT

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@wylfcen how does one say "You are loved" in old english

@Cointelegraph @songpinganq "yeah just let the hair fall all over my body and clothes, cool" -no one ever

🇨🇳 NEW: Chinese cities are rolling out AI-powered robot barber kiosks that scan customers in 3D and cut hair with millimeter precision for just 60 yen per session.

@ZyMazza call them by their social security, mothers maiden name and mention there first pets name

Ever since I read that Dale Carnegie book as a child I've been immediately wary anytime someone drops my name while they're talking to me

@historyinmemes based king

In 1983, Cliff Young, a 61-year-old potato farmer, showed up in work boots to compete in Australia’s toughest ultramarathon alongside elite athletes. Unaware that competitors were meant to sleep during the race, he kept running continuously. Against all expectations, he won by a margin of 10 hours. In 1983, Cliff Young, a 61-year-old potato farmer, arrived at the start of the Westfield Sydney to Melbourne Ultramarathon looking entirely out of place. The race, stretching nearly 600 miles across Australia, was typically reserved for elite endurance athletes with specialized training, equipment, and support teams. Cliff turned up in loose overalls and rubber work boots, and most observers assumed he would not even make it through the first day. Yet Cliff had spent much of his life herding sheep on his family farm, often covering long distances on foot for hours at a time. His running style was nothing like the others—short, shuffling, and unorthodox—but it was steady and relentless. Crucially, he was unaware of the standard race strategy, where competitors ran in long shifts and then slept for several hours. Cliff simply kept moving. While the favorites stopped to rest, he continued through the night. As the days passed, it became clear he was not just surviving the race—he was leading it. Spectators began lining the route to watch the slow, determined figure pass mile after mile. After 5 days, 15 hours, and 4 minutes, Cliff Young crossed the finish line in first place, finishing about 10 hours ahead of his nearest competitor and shattering the previous record by nearly two days. When he learned there was prize money, he reportedly gave it away to the other runners, saying they had all worked just as hard. His distinctive running style later became known as the “Young Shuffle.” Initially mocked, it was eventually studied by ultramarathon athletes for its efficient, energy-conserving motion over extreme distances.

@SCBuergel @Ledger hows hopr net doing man?

So @Ledger Live, the max security wallet (setup) app that everyone here uses: - no signed releases - not even integrity checks for releases - hundreds of external JavaScript dependencies ...and we are all fine with that, yes?

@RepThomasMassie @tedcruz @mtgreenee run for president nigga

@tedcruz I proudly stood in the way of your AI-data center amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that would have given those companies immunity from the law. In fact, @mtgreenee and I got it stripped from the bill. Did your big tech cronies still let you cash their checks after you failed?

The people of Kentucky spoke loud and clear last night. They want fighters who will deliver real results, and time and again, Thomas Massie stood in the way.

Martti Malmi, one of Bitcoin's earliest developers, just released a new version of Nostr VPN, an open-source mesh VPN that replaces the entire trust model of traditional VPN services. Traditional VPNs route all your traffic through a central server operated by a company you have to trust. They see your data. They require your email. They can log your activity. They can be subpoenaed, hacked, or shut down. Even modern mesh VPNs like Tailscale, which improved on this by sending data peer-to-peer, still require you to authenticate through a centralized coordination server using third-party accounts like Google or Microsoft. Nostr VPN eliminates the central server entirely. Your identity is a Nostr keypair, a self-generated cryptographic key pair with no registration, no email, no third-party account. The underlying transport layer is FIPS (Free Internetworking Peering System), a self-organizing encrypted mesh network where nodes authenticate each other, route traffic for each other, and establish connections without any central authority or global topology knowledge. Each node's Nostr public key (npub) serves as its network address. The architecture uses two layers of encryption: hop-by-hop encryption between peers and independent end-to-end encryption between mesh endpoints with periodic rekeying for forward secrecy. When direct connections fail due to NAT issues, the system falls back to Nostr-based multihop routing through other FIPS nodes rather than relying on company-operated relay servers. Peer discovery and NAT traversal happen through public Nostr relays using encrypted gift-wrapped messages. The new release adds native desktop apps for macOS, Linux, and Windows, an Android app, Nostr-based multihop routing for when NAT holepunching fails, and improved network management. It supports UDP, TCP, Ethernet, Tor, and Bluetooth transports simultaneously on a single mesh. This is what happens when you apply Bitcoin's design philosophy, permissionless, self-sovereign, no trusted third parties, to networking infrastructure. Built by one of the people who helped Satoshi build Bitcoin in 2009.

can I buy this in the metaverse? @facebook

@JesseBWatters christ is king

🚨WOAH! RESEARCHERS SAY DOZENS OF CRASHED UFOS HAVE BEEN RECOVERED — WITH FOUR DIFFERENT ALIEN SPECIES ON BOARD 🛸👽 TWO ARMS, TWO LEGS… LONG TAILS LIKE A LIZARD! 7 FEET TALL! 👾 SOURCES ARE TOO SCARED TO TALK… SAYING AN INTERVIEW COULD “FORFEIT THEIR LIFE” 😳💀

@HunterBiden bro we've seen you bang rocks with hookers in elevators wdym

I'm Hunter Biden. You've never actually heard from me.

tldr: Prop effectively counters the elevated heart rate and jitters from Add while avoiding the sedation and dependency risks of benzos (nasty). Adderall IR handles the intense productivity push, Preg supports sustained calm, and Reta keeps you lean af.

Pregabalin Small dose for calm focus during long sitting hours (for nerve/back pain) and as a lighter alternative to heavy drinking with no hangover. (very helpful for social interactions as well)

Fu*ck it, here's what all the successful tech hub CEOs, 100x engineers, VCs, & startup operatros are actually taking for edge, focus, anxiety, and optimization. No lies. *(under supervision of course)* The ACTUAL Silicon Valley stack:

@wylfcen what is old english for mogged

How it feels when my followers thirstpost about me

@cringe_panda @Clavicular0 N

"Psychologists examined whether being attractive has an influence on judges sentencing. It turned out that the more unattractive the felon, the higher the sentence. Results of three studies showed a minimum increase of 119.25% and a maximum increase of 304.88% on the severity of the sentence. Unattractive defendants are found guilty slightly more often than attractive defendants."