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Lẹblanu nọ wẹ Otọ́ Jehova ṣe, E hẹn mi jẹ egbe, Gigo npa x2 Mẹ popo ni wa sẹn Otọ́ gbigbọ wiwe x2 Mẹhe tha ayihọn mẹ lẹpo wẹ mile to pẹ tho na x2 Yẹn na pa gigo na 'Tọ bo k'Aleluya x2 E hẹn mi jẹ egbe, Gigo npa! #Badagry

@UgWrites Thank you. Wasnt pleased then but sometimes, luck plays it's part

@semasir 😭😂😂😂 congratulations

A friend of mine just passed his UK driving test. 15 attempts. £62 each time. That’s £930 just to get a licence. And here’s the crazy part… Some of the things he failed for didn’t even make sense. What one examiner overlooks today, another will fail you for tomorrow. Same mistake. Different outcome. He questioned a few decisions, got no real explanation. So it makes you wonder… Are these tests actually consistent, or just subjective depending on who you get? Either way… Respect to him. Most people would’ve quit way earlier.

@werth247 @rukhayah You're savage 😂 Let her enjoy this free time for now abeg. Person just drink water drop cup you say why now like say na your belle 😋 Rukhayah, enjoy your liberty abeg 🫠

@rukhayah That one you paid off is old you know. Newer cars are packed with new tech and fun to drive with warranty..

Paid off my car today! if you see me near auto financing, please beat me like a stubborn goat and get me out of there😩😩😩

@nilladx @johnson_gbemi @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy Mindset like yours never make progress bcos U can read&see me offering help when he's stuck. I've assisted quite a number with similar issues&was successful so stop being silly&negative.Reach out for help bcos the agency hasn't been 💯 but we can do much together in this instance

@semasir @johnson_gbemi @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy God will punish you for dismissing people's experiences. Because most of us have tried the useless app and it wasn't working for us.

Nigeria and the UK have signed 3 major MoUs covering migration partnership, organised immigration crime & border security, and expanded business visas for UK firms operating in Nigeria. Interior Minister Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo said the agreements reflect Nigeria’s push for a transparent, rules-based migration system that is safe, orderly and mutually beneficial, while tackling abuse of legal pathways and strengthening border control. He noted the deals will boost trade, ease mobility for businesses, and support Nigeria’s drive toward a trillion-dollar economy under Bola Ahmed Tinubu, removing barriers linked to irregular migration. UK Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood described Nigeria as a leading bilateral partner with a shared vision for deeper cooperation, while Trade Envoy Florence Eshalomi said expanded visas will unlock economic growth opportunities for both countries. @UKinNigeria

@TosinOlugbenga Pls come and do IT work at @JapaForum_ via japaforum.com and let's see how it goes 😂

“Oh Tosin, you are in Tech, there’s job for tech people in the UK and the pay is good” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Six months, we still dey do interview back to back. Some interviews are in three stages, coding home tests, live coding interviews, behavioral interviews… I had to settle for warehouse job (6pm to 6am) when all money has finished… I couldn’t go the next day because if I continue, I might breakdown.

@GodsgreatG Manning d gate is actually is JD not washing cars&I've experienced similar where I let other tenants know that if ours is to wash any car or go on errands,they should do d needful bcos we have a habit of not really regarding them for being "gateman"&I feel we should be humans 1st

The gateman in my compound is paid 30,000 Naira a month. For that amount, he is expected to man the gate, wash cars, clean the compound, and pump water. When I moved in, I found this arrangement absolutely ridiculous. He recently had a confrontation with a tenant’s wife who demanded to know why her car hadn’t been washed. When he calmly explained that washing cars wasn't part of his original job description, she flared up. I have advocated for an upward review of his salary several times, but the other tenants have consistently opposed it. The irony is incredible. We condescendingly call these men "common gatemen," underpay them, and still expect optimal performance at all times. Yet, the moment that "common gateman" isn't there to do the work, we suddenly realize how tedious and essential those jobs actually are. We need to start treating these people with the dignity they deserve. We shouldn't just appreciate them because they make our lives easier—we should do it because, technically, our safety is in their hands.

@DHKRULLAH Coming soon my oga 😂

@semasir You just dey use my contents for ur platform and you no give me royalty 😩

Somebody will package this my thread and be selling it on TikTok as digital product. Am I being used? Am I wasting my time? No be person don ALLEGEDLY make over £1m so? 🤔

@johnson_gbemi @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy I understand your feeling but encouraging you at the same time to embrace this style so you can have some peace of mind. Don't think I'm attacking you rather it'd save you a lot of stress going digital. I'm here to help if you want, anyways

@semasir @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy I raising a concern and you are here writing long stories, I’m talking from experience, at least respect that

@johnson_gbemi @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy Why visit London when you paid for contactless? You don't need any form of attention to get that passport. I did mine in my house and know at least 10 - 15 whose done same by following the guide and got it within 2 weeks or thereabouts. Stop stressing yourself to London

A lot of people I meet there complained bitterly, talking from experience, some of the officers in charge even left people waiting and unattended I had to visit Nigeria Commission in London 3 times and I paid contactless. There was touts at the entry who were exploiting people Bro it was hell

@johnson_gbemi @MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy You really don't need to go to London to do this. Step-by-Step Guide to Renewing Your Nigerian Passport in the UK (London Office) japaforum.com/p/5/step-by-st…

@MinOfInteriorNG @BTOofficial @CDCFIBNG @official_NSCDC @CorrectionsNg @Fedfireng @aeonalloy Please sir, your staff in charge of renewing passports at the Nigeria High commission in London are frustrating Nigerians who wants to renew or have passports related issues…kindly look into this sir

UK Announces New Partnership with Nigeria That Could Deport Thousands of Failed Asylum Seekers japaforum.com/p/267/uk-annou…

Tinubu’s Windsor Castle Address Raises Questions About Event Efficiency in Nigeria japaforum.com/p/264/tinubu-s…

@oMoTonsore japaforum.com/p/263/rented-i… “Rented Idiots” Remark Triggers Heated Exchange Between Olufunmilayo Ogunsanya And Omotonsore

You're out here calling them "rented idiots" who skipped shifts for a "show of shame," questioning why they're in the UK if the mandate is so glorious. Solid burn attempt, doc, but let us diagnose this logic real quick, It's got more holes than a stethoscope during a budget cut. First off, migration isn't a referendum on one president's term and it's a global hustle. Indians, Chinese, Americans, heck, even Brits are scattered everywhere chasing opportunities, education, or just better weather. Those folks singing "On Your Mandate" might have left Nigeria years before Tinubu even sniffed the presidency, or maybe they're there on student visas, work permits, or family ties. Not everyone's exodus is a direct "Tinubu made me do it" sob story. By your reasoning, every expat waving their home flag abroad is a hypocrite. What, you think the Irish in Boston hate Ireland because they're not back in Dublin? And let's not skip the self own here, you're repping 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 yourself, Doc. If Nigeria's such a mess under Tinubu that supporters abroad are "idiots" for backing him, what's your excuse for chilling in the UK? Applying logic from a London flat while critiquing others for the same? Pot, meet kettle but both boiling with hypocrisy. If the mandate's that bad, pack your bags and lead the Obi revolution from Lagos. Or is the NHS too comfy to abandon? Look, supporting Obi is fine, critiquing government excess is your bio's whole vibe, but this take? It's like prescribing aspirin for a broken leg, I guess that feels good in the moment but doesn't fix the real issue. Nigeria's challenges predate Tinubu (and Obi, for that matter), and reducing it to "why you no dey Naija?" is just lazy Twitter bait. Next time, aim for that #5Solas precision instead of drive by insults. Stay healthy out there, doc, don't let the mandate fever get you.

President Bola Tinubu Arrives UK for State Visit as Diaspora Reactions Split Online japaforum.com/p/262/presiden…

UK Settlement Changes – What the Home Affairs Committee is Saying japaforum.com/p/260/uk-settl…

@RashwalRashwal @woye1 @abdullahayofel @Alpha_Yom @salawueedris1 Fun fact! Went to a party last month and MC was doing throwback of songs and at least 3 of 9ice songs were chosen by different people to sing and you need to see the energy in the room. Wild..... 😜

I just want 9ice to know that this right here is more than winning the Grammies. 18 years on and you have superstars singing your song like this and having the time of their lives. ABOLORE AKANDE, you will forever be great, legend!!!

Toyibb Calls For Reports From Victims In Dispute With Oluomo Of Derby japaforum.com/p/242/share

@moyoscooooo How To Renew Your Nigerian Passport Contactlessly In The UK (2026 Step-by-Step Guide) japaforum.com/p/172/how-to-r…

Omo my passport go expire oh, please let me know when you find out