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@profgreeneggs I would have thought at least the “formal” part would rule out shorts 😂

@sendboots Garden formal is a made up dress code

One of my husband’s friends has interpreted “garden formal” dress code at a wedding as a floral short sleeve button down, shorts and Converse 💀

@caneyehoe swim lanes

@sendboots mine is silo

‘Guardrails’ is quickly becoming my most hated corporate hellscape word

@disco___cat @dormousesighs Absolutely tf not

@sendboots @dormousesighs Have you tried the Coles Doritos ones? 😅

If you’re a baby who doesn’t like classic hot cross buns and eats the chocolate monstrosities instead, please advise - forwarding all names to the police

@fee_bee_63 @dormousesighs On the way 🚔🚔🚔👮‍♀️👮‍♀️👮‍♀️🚨🚨🚨

@sendboots @dormousesighs Disgusting things, riddled with dessicated blowflies.

I luv nail places that let you make an appointment online and then when you show up you may as well have made the appointment by drawing hieroglyphs with your toes in the sand in a dream

@dormousesighs Kiss your freedom goodbye

@sendboots Advising 😅

I think the academy resents Timothee lately because he’s so self-assured and not your typical “tortured artist”. He knows he’s good, he enjoys promoting his films, and he believes in himself. People are often threatened by confidence because it highlights their own insecurities.

Needed cheering up > remembered I have free will > now watching Shrek 2 on a random Monday

Sorry, Chalamet gave the performance of the year. Full stop.

I’m in pain 💔 My boys day will come, he ain’t going awayyyyyy

@rahmaelle_ I cannot get on board he was great but was maybe the third strongest performance in the category

Someone explain to me how the fuck they choose who gets played off the stage after about 30 seconds and who gets to prattle on for 10 minutes it’s just disgraceful, that was a horrific interruption #oscars

Howling at Leo waving around his glowstick 😭

@ohsurehaha I just don’t like the man and was hoping for an upset 😂

@sendboots What now

lol fuck Sean Penn

Teyana robbed blind