Professor Green Eggs & Ham

@DwaynesWorldSEN Carlton because we didn’t have to watch them

Dwayne's top 5 winners of the weekend 1. Bulldogs 2. St Kilda 3. West Coast 4. Hawthorn 5. Fremantle

@IncrediblyBozza Oh please do

It’s time to bring him home #GoPies

@PiesWrldd Pies destined for the wild card is crazy. How may teams you beating scoring 75?

Essendon are set for the spoon and replace North with Tasmania. Here are my thoughts on each team after Round 2.

@TheAFCFranco @JoelKennedyy @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb That too

@profgreeneggs @JoelKennedyy @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb And not smoke the crystal pistol?

Bobby Hill has officially returned to the training track this morning alongside teammates. It’s a huge step forward in the Norm Smith Medallist’s journey back to football, with growing optimism at the club he can play a part in 2026. @FootyonNine @9NewsMelb

@dafoshowsc @Jen2310 Jesus he’s slim…

@Jen2310 I’ve seen enough

@bigdoggitydog Coz nobody cares when they win unfortunately. Your fans on here are insufferable so nobody wants then to be happy hahaha

It is remarkable that City are viewed as the purists option for the title. Aside from systematic cheating off the park, they are thugs on it, unable to play football with some genuine passengers. #ARSMCI

@FootyonNine His work rate is disgraceful. If it isn’t put right on his chest he’s hopeless. Doesn’t compete, won’t move. We won this trade by daylight

"He has the natural traits to be the best forward in the comp, but I don't think he has the football smarts to be the best forward in the comp." Why Matthew Lloyd is 'disappointed' with Charlie Curnow's start to life at Sydney. #9AFLSFS | Watch on 9 & 9Now 🖥️

@Brad_12345 @finngando @ICECOLDKOP Moved the ball horrendously slow, no build up through midfield, hit and hope up to Kerr (worst player on the pitch)… sure mate

@profgreeneggs @finngando @ICECOLDKOP Clearly didn’t watch it you mong

Nothing says Matildas like all the children rushing to the front for signatures... Minutes after we lost the fucking continental final

@Tgarratt10 10 losses in 31 premier league games. Has to be sacked tonight.

Slot has to go in my opinion. This team is a shell of itself.

This is the most accurate explanation of the problem with mass migration I’ve ever seen from an Australian 🇦🇺 The people are waking up.

@PiesWrldd Can’t play Carlton every week

@sendboots Garden formal is a made up dress code

One of my husband’s friends has interpreted “garden formal” dress code at a wedding as a floral short sleeve button down, shorts and Converse 💀

@Natho369 @rohancct @Matt__Welsh_ Spot on, pay other countries to hold the rest 🤪

@rohancct @Matt__Welsh_ Not Trumps fault that Australia only had 30 days of reserve either when we should have a minimum of 90.

Weeks into this war and the reality is obvious: no plan, no justification, no coalition - just a horrifically reckless decision. Now we’re paying for it. The world is paying for his decisions. Staggering he was voted in once. Unbelievable it happened twice.

@wilmsfront @NRLSilverback @rohancct @Matt__Welsh_ It will be

@NRLSilverback @rohancct @Matt__Welsh_ Has Iran’s Islamic theocracy been defeated? Then it’s all for nothing.

@Matt__Welsh_ It’s not Trump’s fault that Australia closed all their refineries and went from producing 70 percent of our domestic fuel requirements to less than 8 percent.

@fragga81 He’s unreal. I hope he gets his much deserved Brownlow this year.

I don’t think I’ve seen a better player in the last 25 years than THE BONT. He never plays a bad game, always team first and when the team needs a moment, he’s there. He is a champion and will be a legend on the HOF when he retires!! #legendary

@swandane Looks like Nicks is doing his best Michael Voss impersonation

If you don’t support the crows I doubt you’re gonna sit down and watch them play much this year if they continue this game style

@The_PrenderCast 100%. I think it’ll slow down as players get deeper into the year and coaches find ways around the new rules. I personally love the last touch and stand rules (however a 50 is way too harsh a penalty for infrindgement). The game is a fantastic watch when we’re not playing!

AFL decision makers after witnessing their meddling, which was initially designed to shorten the game, turn the elite level of the sport into the ultimate, Olympics-like test of speed and endurance which runs longer than ever before.