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CryptoLamb
CryptoLamb@LambofCrypto·
you don’t hate these grifters enough
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial. There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance." 600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President. The distance is my best work. I am the reason these events are unrelated. World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence. Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated. Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated. Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated. Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated. Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard. On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well. The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders. Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial. His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded. The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency. Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name. On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio. Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job. 600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access. A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25. My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper. The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family. I am the reason these events are unrelated.

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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
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alfie, the tree whisperer
alfie, the tree whisperer@griptoalfie·
today i have 7 year of cold hard abstinence from drugs and alcohol god honest truth alfie should have been dead a few times over, but the powers greater than human brain can conceive decided to keep me here for a simple reason alfie real job (my universal job, my greater calling) is spreading the message through service work, which is: an addict any addict black, white, brown, yellow, poor, rich, muslim, jew, catholic, doctor, CEO, homeless, janitor, living under the bridge, just smoked weed, shot heroin and smokes crack cocaine, drinking problem, high IQ, low IQ there is no difference. any addict can lose the desire to use drugs and find a new way to live i am a very proud member of narcotics anonymous. this program is free and it works in many peoples lives thank you GOD
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Uzi@UziCryptoo·
I got scammed for $3k a year ago I messaged the guy every week for 6 months straight Today he got so annoyed and finally refunded me Never give up
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Topo@Topo_G·
@PopCrave How I know I'm old? I have no idea who this this
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Pop Crave
Pop Crave@PopCrave·
Noah Kahan becomes the first artist to sell out four consecutive nights at Fenway Park.
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alfie, the tree whisperer@griptoalfie·
pretty crazy i was just looking at the pictures from 75 hard and i looked fat compared to now it’s been about 11 months since with consistent lifestyle type of diet and gallon evry day from then until now i wouldn’t be surprised if i shed ~7-8% bf
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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
@griptoalfie Mental side of it is the toughest part. For me makes you realize how much time you really have throughout your day to get shit done. Great for getting you out of a rut and changing things up. Not drinking feels great too lol
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alfie, the tree whisperer@griptoalfie·
good luck my official take on 75 hard is that if someone wants to get into shape, this is probably not the best way to do it, but it's a good start to find a routine i have made *way* more progress off the 75 hard routine, but it isn't a fitness program. the mental side is the main benefit
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celon@notcelon·
zcash guys awfully quiet lately probably losing money in private
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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
@griptoalfie Hot sauce or honey w it is fantastic
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alfie, the tree whisperer@griptoalfie·
i’ll be honest i am getting sick of cottage cheese but this is the leanest i’ve been since i was 16 officially exited dad bod era great morning
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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
Men of fartcoin, it’s time.
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Cmeister@maybe_cmeister·
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Dip Wheeler
Dip Wheeler@DipWheeler·
NYSE open is a synonym for rape.
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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
Merry Christmas. I need to find my Pokémon cards.
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Yogie@Ser_Yogie·
Can devs do something?
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jeff.hl
jeff.hl@chameleon_jeff·
Those who can, do Those who can't, fud Before writing a paper maybe learn the definition of what you are studying? ADL does not "transfer pnl to HLP." It treats HLP entirely symmetrically with users. **ADL has nothing to do with HLP or backstop liquidations** ADL did not "destroy $653 million of pnl" either. If you don't understand what you're talking about, you are not qualified to spread lies masked by fancy ML terms to sound smart. It's a shame that these are the "academics" that the industry looks up to.
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