cuntrarian

if i were a horse things would be so different.

telling situationship i wish we were married so i didn’t have to be alone while i have a cold :D

decided yesterday to actually start my gym routine this morning and woke up sick as a dog

can’t stop listening Katy Perry acoustic version of Thinking of You

sometimes you're at the club with a heavy heart and that's ok

the feet stuff has bled over from instagram reels to here…nowhere is safe..

@doubtpointv2 human

I once again catastrophized a problem that only existed in my head.

i still think about one particular mean ask.fm message i got in middle school and im supposed to because im only human

there really are whole other worlds out there

@ali_sivi ur supposed to

time to rewatch the worst person in the world #timetorewatchtheworstpersonintheworld

bymyselfmaxxing

i actually looked up from my phone while walking in brooklyn. by doing this i discovered today that hypergamy isn’t real.

@demonjxey ??😭😭

@serialxprmnt i’ll actually kill you

when i move to brooklyn is anyone going to take care of me

we telling the truth at my house later

70 degrees in manhattan i have no choice but to get outside and live beyond my means

went to my first pilates class in years today and the instructor called on me by name while i was the only one doing the easy version of the exercise she gave us

@KnausgaardFacts exactly

70°F in nyc open.spotify.com/track/0Z7b5GlC…

@doubtpointv2 well…yes

@serialxprmnt You can just do that. What is he gonna do get mad

accidentally called him my boyfriend. told him it was a foidian slip.