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@Oyinkansol73072 "At least I won't be unoriginal" is the shittest comeback in the history of comebacks.

I love you but I don’t love you like that 😂🎥🍿

@IfindRetards Actually, that's pretty damn smart.

Retarded quote of the day 🥇

@ProRightMemes No I just smash my way in through the windshield.

Men, do you?

@Babalucky254 The god that wants you to do that does not like you very much.

During the "sacred bathing" ritual at the religious festival of Bath Haga Nji, an incident occurred in which numerous women were sexually assaulted underwater

@bruce_barrett I didn't want to see anyone die today. Poor people.

Who says Indians never invented anything? This is bloody brilliant. 😂

@otokyo__ Well it's not carbon I can tell you that.

What's missing from this delicious breakfast?

@NoContextHumans Could tell she knew what she was doing from the off. I won't be hustled.

Next time I’ll wait a min before I judge

@hbofan55 @LibertyCappy @RobSchneider That's convenient!

@seriousgamesltd @LibertyCappy @RobSchneider Personally I dont care if he does or not

Rob Schneider is the absolute GOAT 😆🤣

I am from the UK and can confirm that it is actually the afternoon at 2pm here. Also to date no one has killed me. And the people here are not made from porcelain, they are made from soft tissue, bone and blood. I hope this helps anyone wondering if Angel di Maria may have married an absolute nutcase or not.

🗣️ Angel Di Maria’s wife on her time in England during Manchester United days: “People are all weird. You walk around and you don't know if they're going to kill you. The food is disgusting. The women look like porcelain. “Angel and I were in Madrid, at the best team in the world, perfect food, perfect weather, everything was perfect. And then came United's proposal... “I told him 'no way, no way', but he kept saying we will be a little more financially secure, and we have to go. We fought about it… “I don't blame him for going there. It was horrible, so horrible. I just told him, ‘Darling, I want to kill myself, it’s night time at two o'clock.’”

@hbofan55 @LibertyCappy @RobSchneider I like how you @'d him as if he or anyone else is ever going to care about what you have to say.

@LibertyCappy Hes a washed up, non funny, actor who csn only get work if he begs Adam Sandler to put him in something @RobSchneider

@brfootball No way, not the Saudi pro league! That's the competition kids grow up dreaming of winning!

Cristiano Ronaldo and Al-Nassr can win the Saudi Pro League next Tuesday with a win against Al-Hilal 🏆👀

@Footballtweet Arsenal will win the champions league because Arsenal can defend...

First leg: 💥 17' PSG 0-1 Bayern 💥 24' PSG 1-1 Bayern 💥 33' PSG 2-1 Bayern 💥 43' PSG 2-2 Bayern 💥 45' PSG 3-2 Bayern 💥 55' PSG 4-2 Bayern 💥 58' PSG 5-2 Bayern 💥 65' PSG 5-3 Bayern 💥 68' PSG 5-4 Bayern 🔮 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: What will the score be tonight in the second leg?

@SkySportsNews And how much will ticket prices have to go up to pay for this white elephant?

Brighton have revealed their plans for the first purpose-built stadium for women's football in the UK and Europe 🏟️

@Footballtweet If football is going to borrow from rugby it should borrow respect for the referees and the rules of the game. Not kicking the ball out in to touch!

🎮 PSG's kick-off tactic. 🤯

@Footballtweet This post is going weee 🛫 over a lot of people's heads I see.

📅 On this day, exactly 15 years ago, Sergio Busquets provided the best assist in football history. 😱💪

@Lenci79 @BBCSport Because I wanted one.

@seriousgamesltd @BBCSport Why do you have a blue tick with 5 followers.

@bantudroid @BBCSport Gives you a very high HDI as well.

@BBCSport Silly question, his first meal should not be the colonisers cuisine that gives people pot bellies and cholesterol. He needs to eat a kenyan feast.

@ESPNUK The sexual tension is unbearable.

Nani was mocked for 'diving' by an opponent, so after a last-minute winner, he ran on to the field, whipped his shirt off and confronted the player who had made fun of him 😡💪 Nani doesn't play 😂

@Pplwith1IQ That's demonic.