aimee rivers

i wrote about how i managed to get Cucumber and Detox working nicely together for mobile app test automation. Every other guide out there seems out of date, so i figured i should write my own! #testing #reactnative #cucumber #detox aimeerivers.com/2025/03/09/tes…

@NoContextBrits @HeinzUK i’m glad they added the Danish translation, but i can also read Norwegian and Swedish.

Are all the translations really necessary? @HeinzUK

duo is not dead! #phoenix #duolingo

@NoContextBrits yes but not like that!

Would you accept Wales being part of the Union Jack?

@zoebread when i watch your videos i still picture your face like i always used to, even now i know what you really look like. my brain canon remains determined and unchanged!

people who have seen what i look like have confirmed that it doesn’t ruin the experience of watching my videos. that’s why ill never do a face reveal. i am only interested in ruining things for others

@SH_4RK once i managed to make myself see it black and blue, and it even persisted overnight, but then it went back to white and gold, and honestly, i prefer it that way!

listen i know this is old news but i physically cannot force myself to see black and blue i KNOW its black and blue, i've seen the pictures, but my brain wont let me see anything other than this

@zoebread i’ll pay £1 for a 5 minute argument and see how it goes from there, ok?

i want an argument does anyone want to argue?

@WesleyDickens @zoebread me checking for accuracy by how many fingers you drew...

I didn't film anything of the day but this is what I saw as @zoebread spied on me!

@WesleyDickens oh well hopefully your son will move out soon so the bread exhibition experience can take rightful priority?

@sermoa In my son's room behind the wardrobe 😞 I haven't got around to move it to get it out!

We moved bedrooms about because of kids and the bread museum was actually in boxes for a while, so now I have reinstated the bread museum with a new oxo cube exhibit!

@GRUGCEL you are really not helping the perception that Dutch is a jokes language.

i’m dutch we don’t say “I love you” we say “ejaculeer diep in mijn kont en maak me zwanger ” which means “your eyes are my night’s stars” ❤️

@clot_glippy oh it’s a baked bean? that makes more sense. i always thought it was supposed to be a coffee bean! 😅

@ADHDForReal that odd spoon was definitely my grandma’s and has sentimental value. i have to be in the right mood to use it.

@realDonaldTrump the barely controllable urge to say “fucl off” to everything you tweet…

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@zoebread couldn’t they just .. not read the comments?! takes more effort to delete them!

just went to watch the og new york i love you video and they have banned all mention of me on it !!!!

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

@JoJoFromJerz Arki 🐶❤️

Feels like the world could use a pet pic thread right about now. So, here’s my Ruby. Full name: Ruby Roo Roundhouse Carducci. Your turn please.

@Starlink well that’s a resounding “nah thanks” from Denmark.

Starlink Mini is now available in Denmark! Order online in less than 2 minutes

@CiblesGD why is that kinda hot though??!!

Spamming this image every day so that Elon's AI keeps training off of it instead of artists

@fabio914 you make it sound like you have midlife crises all the time, and this is the weirdest one yet!

i’m probably going through the weirdest midlife crisis. i finally got my citizenship and i have a decent amount of money saved up, so i finally have some options now, and yet i’ve no idea what to do/choose