Majo Jojo

@edgarwabwire_ I agree with you.

Let me tell you for free, if you ever want to make a mistake try electing Eric Omondi as your MP! You will see!

@BravinYuri She is not a learder

Lynn Ngugi would make a very interesting Nairobi County Woman representative.

@AokoOtieno_ Sasa tuambie kango ka sugoi ni lini

I TOLD YOU TUJU IS ALIVE Si sasa mume confirm! Bwana, my INTEL is top tier One day Kenyans, mtanikumbuka! Have a great day my Darlings

@Kabugo_ You also chose to be born. Do you know how many times your parents had sex without getting babies

Nobody asked to be born. You chose to have the child. The child didn't choose you. So the "I sacrificed for you" argument should stop. Parents should stop the emotional manipulation of their adult children. The world is tight on them already. They're not your retirement plan.

@archiemwas Hata 50 siezi nunua. Iuzwe 30 bob like ither small fruits ama ikae. Fructose is not good for the body

Unajua nacheka kwa nini😂😂😂 Used to sell one at 900. Watu wakazijua suppliers wakakuwa wengi. Now I'm selling 1 at 300 nikibahatika. In the next few months hii itakuwa 50 Bob moja. Dragon fruits na pomegranate were fruits for the rich till mkazijua. Bad things kila kona

@_Chemist1 True. Even babies

Children can feel when an adult doesn’t like them.

@Shirinsmit He is being totured not torturing. Kwani hakuenda sunday school?

Why will Satan torture people in hell for disobeying the same God he disobeyed ?

@Kibet_bull Aa hii haezi vaa zile kaunda suits za 2023

Gym

@GathogoBMwangi And ruto is 500% mpumbavu

Kitu inanichosha ni ati the alternative persons to vote for in place of Ruto, 80% wote ni wapumbavu siwezi taka kuona karibu na uongozi. Big Dilemma.

@kins_thauri @Adrian_realestt Your going for mass doesnt affect our opinion.

@Adrian_realestt The good thing about Catholics is mtatusi mseme tuko devil worshippers na priests wanakulana but guess on this Sunday where I am turning up to the 11am Mass. Good day y'all!

So catholics have to pay the Father for him to pray for a dead person. I never understand this religion

@NytoP2PMwangi He wanted to prove that he is fit. Now i know he has sprained some joint

Hon. Kimani Ichung'wah slides and falls after alighting from a helicopter 😅😅 The ground was very slippery after heavy rainfall! That police chopper looks very cool though!!! But we are all human, this can happen to anyone 😅😅

@IamBrian___ @githii Exposure comes from the internent not from nairobi

@githii But the quality of exposure to your kids ...

Niliona hio story ya Awinja aty you can work in Nairobi for 30 years and go back home empty handed, that's why she moved upcountry. She creates content there and she does farming. Is moving away from the city to the village a good decision?

@Maryian96 Inakaa mkundu ya punda ikimalizia kunya

What kind of smile is this surely??

@TimKipchumba Who cares? Kenyans are rich thats why they elect bad leaders and mock those who cry when bad leaders are elected. I healed and moved on in 2022 september

Oil prices in Kenya will rise by circa 50%. We have to pray that the war ends quick.

@calvinokello4 We dont need engagements from him. We need performance

In one week, Ruto has held 18 public engagements. One man is doing more than 5 lazy opposition men. Ruto is holding engagements in small towns like Matayos and Mayoni. Ruto has no competitor.

@major_levite @Mastardcesh He only won the presidency once, he can be defeated once. Achen kusifu mediocrity na ujinga

@services2663 @Mastardcesh We need a solid strategy Bro....Rutoh si rahisi kudeal na yeye.anaamkanga na kivumbi

"Could someone please check on Ruto’s health? I’ve been told that in its final stage the disease affects the brain." - David Murathe

@BellaBaddie__ Whats the difference between toilet floor and kitchen floor

Some ppl literally go barefoot to their toilets and then come back and sit on their beds without even washing their feet 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

@RodgersKipembe Huyu lazima ametumia ozempic

She will lose for the 3rd time.

@NaekuMercy 2 girls versus 60 gen zs

Tribal Bigot Gachagua has more skeletons in his closet!

@MillicentOmanga Tnajua mwenye amekutuma kwa dcp.

Kuskiza ground ...