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Cognitive dissident

Katılım Kasım 2022
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@Kaitain_US Defrost in the fridge, or if it's a steak you can go straight into the air fryer from frozen.
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Kaitain 🇺🇸@Kaitain_US·
For those that store a ton of meat in freezers, how do you guys unfreeze them properly?
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Chris Arnade 🐢🐱🚌@Chris_arnade·
I wonder if people still know that Chicago was the iconic candy/gum center of the Universe. Detroit gave us cars, Chicago cheap candy -- Juicy fruit, Double-mint, candy-corn, Cracker Jack, Lemonheads, O-Henry, Red-hots, Boston-Baked beans, Baby Ruth, Butterfinger, Bit-O-Honey, Milk Duds -- all "invented" there!
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@taofledermaus I thought those were piping tips at first. Was confused why you were posting about baking cakes all of a sudden.
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TAOFLEDERMAUS@taofledermaus·
Machinist Justin just sent in some aggressive 12ga. slugs for us to test out. They have from 3 to 9 steel pins that should expand out on impact on hydrostatic targets. Stay tuned.
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@DillowTalk2 We need to turn the Alamo into a pig pen guarded by dogs.
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@CaryKelly11 Boogers come from animals so technically that's approved on a carnivore diet.
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Cary Kelly@CaryKelly11·
A 6-year-old asked everyone in the house if they would rather eat a booger or step in dog poop. 4 people said they'd eat the booger, including two adults. I said let me get my shoes on.
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The Rabbit Hole
The Rabbit Hole@TheRabbitHole·
Murder registry is a good idea from Elon. People should know if they are close to a murderer so proper precautions can be taken.
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@mnsibley Pugs don't belong on pizza. But pineapple does.
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Doc Strangelove
Doc Strangelove@DocStrangelove2·
This might seem extreme to some, but probation is not enough. Cruelty to animals is a huge red flag. Someone like that usually doesn’t “learn their lesson”, they escalate.
tara houska ᔖᐳᐌᑴ@zhaabowekwe

Cody Roberts filmed himself chasing a 9-month old female wolf on a snowmobile, laughing at her terror & exhaustion, repeatedly hitting her. He duct-taped her mouth, brought her to a bar. For hours, people took photos as she bled to death. Then he shot her. 2 yrs probation.

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日暮れひぐれん@higureshuuen·
アメリカのアカウントが日本の少子化を心配してくれてた。 平均出生数1.2人て、 まあ、日本人は近く滅びるんでしょう。 絶滅危惧種です。 けど、 アメリカも1.7人て、危なくない? 人のこと言ってる場合と違うよ。 アメリカは移民社会だから気にならないのかな?
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@siromet It needs more Hello Kitty charms
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ヘルメットくん(財布不足)
アメリカの有識者さん この銃をアメリカの民間人が持ってそうな感じにするにはどうすればいい?
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@real_hotaru How do we implement the Jeetshaker at a city scale?
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🇯🇵星空音夢🇯🇵🧀👮
アメリカ合衆国の国民の皆様。 どうか落ち着いて聞いてください。 明日からアメリカ合衆国の全ての州でチップ制度が廃止になります。
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@Zhitnipalzhi Hello from America I'm reading this in English. Hope you are having a good day. I'm very disappointed to hear you aren't riding bears with a bottle of vodka.
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Привет, пишу этот твит на русском языке. На каком ты его читаешь? 🌎🌍🌏 Меня зовут Дмитрий. Я живу в Санкт-Петербурге, Россия 🇷🇺 Мы здесь не умираем от голода, не сидим в тюрьме, и не катаемся на медведях с бутылкой водки в шапках-ушанках (только по пятницам).
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@MUKIDEZA2 @rokutobiyamori Panda Express is low-tier fast food Chinese and we do our best to avoid such things. Lots of better options in America.
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ムキデザ│グラフィックデザイナー
アメリカの兄貴たち、パンダエキスプレスってあるじゃないですか!日本数店舗しかないんですけど、皆さんはパンダエキスプレスで頼む商品とかありますか?知りたい 日本のクリエーターさんからも聞きたいって! @rokutobiyamori
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@DAKKADAKKA1 just shut the fuck up and let the idiots move to NK
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Oilfield Rando
Oilfield Rando@Oilfield_Rando·
Have you considered arresting and imprisoning criminals?
Lakewood Police Dept.@LakewoodPDCO

To the Lakewood community, This is an important update regarding the Police Department’s efforts to address crime in the community. In the last decade, in response to nationwide calls to reform how communities are policed, the Lakewood Police Department piloted new programs and philosophies to address quality of life issues. Much of this has been successful – the Community Action Team as a primary example. Lakewood has reduced recidivism, made lasting change in peoples’ lives, and built bridges with law enforcement and non-law enforcement community partners. Part of being innovative is stepping back to examine the results of the department’s work and identify where further change needs to be made. Drug possession, use, and associated crimes occurring in public is one of those areas. Meeting with community members has made it clear the toll this has taken. Drug possession and use, especially when done in public, degrades community confidence in public safety. City parks go unused, businesses struggle, and public rights-of-way become impassible for those trying to live, work, and play in our community. For these reasons, the Lakewood Police Department is committed to identifying innovative enforcement strategies surrounding open drug use, drug possession, and associated crimes. Lakewood will also vigorously pursue those who deal drugs in the community. This is a whole agency effort, and progress will be tracked. As community members, you can expect to see increased enforcement efforts and a visible improvement in public spaces. The Lakewood Police Department

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