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Allowing the most important #soccer games to be decided by PK’s is one of the greatest failures of mankind. It reduces the beautiful game to something you might make up in the backyard with your friends when you’re 10 years old. 1/

@peterboghossian @farzyness Asinine

The same people are opposed to FSD @farzyness

California's governor candidates were asked if truck drivers should be able to read road signs. Most of them said no. Anyone who believes truck drivers don't need to understand road signs is a moron. I go through their answers so you don't have to.

@BehindTheBucks @ezsniper14 Holy shit shut up

The Cavs' Giannis stance is clear. That may throw a wrench in Milwaukee's plans. 📝: @ezsniper14 #FearTheDeer behindthebuckpass.com/cavaliers-disi…

@OwnedByAndre No Ajax?

keep seeing people do this so here is my top 30 in the league rn. lmk thoughts

@mpatrissnyc @imyycooper The problem isn’t that it’s slow, it’s that they often are settling for contested midrange shots, sometimes early in the shot clock. Not sure why this is the 3min shared to try and argue that the NBA was better 25-30 years ago.

First 3 minutes of the 1998 Game 6 NBA Finals Basketball used to be so pure 🔥

@imyycooper This is supposed to be an example of how basketball was better?

@dccommonsense @HISTORY @nutopiatv How does one watch the history channel?

Just a reminder to all that "World War II with Tom Hanks" premiers at 8pm May 25th on @HISTORY with a 3-episode drop followed by 17 more episodes on a once a week release schedule. I am one of a great many contributors. I hope you'll check it out! #WorldWarIITomHanks @NutopiaTV

@wholemars Unsupervised FSD

What’s your most wanted Tesla feature request for the next software update?

@JuForthePeople @IsaacRowlett It would be nice I guess, but I don’t think need is the right word.

Needs a train.

@catpurrsarenice @Nebraskademsoc People in Madison like to complain about the beltline, but it’s not that bad. Milwaukee traffic is much worse. Neither are close to as bad as Chicago traffic.

@Nebraskademsoc The Madison traffic is terrible. Takes longer than it looks.

I didn't realize how close Madison & Milwaukee actually are, like i know they are only two counties away but still! do people live in one and work in the other?

@T_hundos @Tesla That’s not unique to Tesla

@Tesla Sorry i don't want an AI watching me the whole time while I'm inside a car.

You don’t have to drive anymore

@JoyceCarolOates @benryanwriter Now that’s pretentious

"pretentious" is the word the unambitious wield at the ambitious.

@TheRabbitHole The Odyssey is directed by Christopher Nolan, one of best living directors. Maybe wait until you see it.

Between Woke Odyssey and Black Snape, it’s a pretty dumb time for American entertainment.

@whatsontapnba Hahahaha

Milwaukee. Giannis isn’t the same asset anymore. He’s older. Injury prone. Hasn’t made it past the first round in years. Can’t shoot. The best you can do at this point is a trade for Julius Randle. Randle has made it past the first round multiple years in a row. He can bring the winning culture back to Milwaukee

@ShamsCharania It is irresponsible to release this report without any additional information.

Brandon Clarke of the Memphis Grizzlies has died at 29 years old. RIP.

@Helenjones47494 @DrEliDavid @elonmusk You are not a serious person

@DrEliDavid @elonmusk Mamdani's salute did NOT look like a Nazi salute. Elon Musk's DID.

Remember how they lost their sh*t when @elonmusk did this?

@SnellSZN That article by Amick doesn’t say that. It seems like a completely fabricated statement.

Giannis gets traded to the Celtics and I am done watching the NBA for the foreseeable future. I am being so dead serious. More time to watch movies instead

@niccruzpatane All Teslas with the current hardware will have the same self-driving capabilities.

Everyone is going to want a ~$30K Tesla Cybercab when it becomes available, they just don’t know it yet. • Much safer than human driving. • No steering wheel or pedals. • Have the ability to legally sleep as it’s driving you to your destination. • Two-seater design, with tons of legroom • Great for elderly individuals who are no longer able to drive, as well as people with disabilities. • Work as are you being driven, or watch movies/play games. • Send off to run errands (pick up kids, pick up someone at the airport, etc). • The ability to add/subtract from the Tesla Robotaxi fleet to earn passive income. • You could buy a fleet and run your own business. • Send to pick up groceries, or other orders. • Have the ability to send home after getting dropped off your location, eliminating the need for parking. • Send for service autonomously when needed. • Autonomous Home Delivery • Virtually Zero Maintenance • $0.20 or less per mile operating costs • Wireless charging capabilities with well above 90% efficiency. This car will revolutionize the transportation industry and car ownership.

@TheDunkCentral @JakeLFischer Giannis is not going to be traded

The Portland Trail Blazers are expected to emerge as a prime trade suitor for Giannis Antetokounmpo, per @JakeLFischer “When it comes to Dundon's first NBA offseason in charge, I've heard from multiple league sources that the Blazers are expected to emerge as a prime trade suitor for Milwaukee's Giannis Antetokounmpo.” (Via substack.com/redirect/2/eyJ…)

@AP This article is written with a significant amount of bias. Terrible job.

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