Andre Paschoal

@JoeHootDev @davefarley77 Wondering what’s your approach to getting to small-composable-fully-tested functions

@davefarley77 Write small composable functions and unit test everything.

Acceptance Testing is the Future of Programming. I truly believe that. Too many software teams treat testing as an afterthought and in a world where AI is increasingly writing our code, this mindset is dangerous. 1/4

Had a phone call for a prospective job and I'm pretty sure I already blew it. They said it was a CI/CD shop because they use Azure DevOps, and were Agile because they did sprints. I couldn't help myself.

@soren_iverson 🤗

iOS Camera disabled if near tourist attractions

@Ryanair Hey @Ryanair , I went to check the app just in case, at least it’s consistent. Looking forward to you sorting this mess out.

The payment was charged by @Ryanair, how come there would issues with the “payment details”

Dear @Ryanair , after placing a booking through your website, I received an email saying the booking was done through a third party service and that I needed to verify myself, the message has a couple links. Would you please let me know what’s going on?

Tried to reserve 4 seats next to each other for a movie where there were a total of 5 seats remaining free in the row The web app did not allow booking seats to have an empty seat left so was impossible But check was on client-side: so I overrode it Love being a dev sometimes

an exceedingly polite asian bespoke tailor told me he got some customers bc i mentioned him. he asked me how im able to communicate the gentlemanly craft of bespoke tailoring online. i told him i insult ppl and challenge them to fight me outside uniqlo.

@Jujuca1987 E uma lapada de chorume pra descer suave 🥃

Eu prefiro comer lixo do que acompanhar esse bípede circunstancial.

A gente chegou no absurdo de um deputado de direita comparar Rosa Parks com tia do zap que desconfia de urna eletrônica, caralho.

@teomewhy E esse carro sem seguro e sem manutenção

Durante a live de hoje surgiu a conversa sobre "desacelerar e relaxar". A grande dúvida é: como?

@DiogoGu59928632 @GugaNoblat @GadoDecider é gado?

@GugaNoblat Mas aí ele tem que devolver o dinheiro de quem pagou. Gosto muito do Ira, mas aí não.

Uma salva de likes para o Nasi, vocalista do Ira, que num show em Contagem gritou “sem anistia” e ainda mandou vazar de lá quem o vaiou.

@brettboettcher1 Meals 🤤

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@coproduto Pq vc quer

Me deem um bom motivo pra usar MongoDB

@eduardobarao A vida imita a arte

Demi Moore perdendo para Mikey Madison é basicamente o enredo da Substância

@cleytxnn Melhor é que tem a alça na tampa e os caras pegam pela borda 🫏

e o prefeito de goiânia que postou esse vídeo super natural dele indo salvar a população ajeitando a tampa de bueiro KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK aí trabalha!!!!!

@ZAMENZA Vegano? 🤷🏻‍♂️

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