Olorun Funmi ♥♥

What did you hear about female programmers ??

@AknjH @Chukalito @TheAjibolaGrey Hmmm.

@Chukalito @TheAjibolaGrey I swear, contemporary marriages are looking more like a waste of time and effort to everyone.

Side niggas go dey discourage babe say make she no break up with her boyfriend. Talmbout “you guys can still work it out” Werey no wan buy market😭😭😭😭

@BigMan_Xander This is bad idea tho.

No matter what you’re going through, just have sex. You’ll be fine💀

Pocotua o. Pocotua meh meh meh o. zeh Zazoo 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ Nigerians will vibe to anything. I miss when they used to make good music. The 2face days.

@BitrusIsaac6 @damola_gbenro @ekodankvault Take a Live Photo on your iPhone, go to Live Photo’s, slide upwards for more options and choose long exposure.. Easy.

@damola_gbenro @ekodankvault No bro, e get the way people dey so am... like na app

@promise_chuks @ssssusej @GreenwoodXl @ulxma You’re being hypocritical at this point sha but carry on.

Women are not qualified to be religious or spiritual leaders but somehow they are the ones tasked with the burden of praying for their children and families. The math is not mathing.

@CounselLevis @Wazobian_Eutopi @ulxma You this guy ehn.

@Wazobian_Eutopi @ulxma Well, behind the scenes isn't working for them anymore

@axrb9 @ficogenic @DolapoDisu @ulxma Did she respond yet?.

@olaajani @loistruly @bukola_beckley Why do people assume you have more sex when you’re living with someone?.

@loistruly @bukola_beckley So if after 12months he says he does not feel like going ahead...what happens?.Find another man? Rinse and repeat?

I believe in cohabiting before marriage.

@olaajani @loistruly @bukola_beckley It’s better o. It’ll cob the rates of divorce

@bukola_beckley Very important 🤦🏾‍♀️

@Bville02 @lohrita @jessica_otii @BlaqBonez @Ugly_femi 🤦🏾‍♀️. You talk too much. Do you know who your own father is?? Simple yes or no. Well na you know sha. 😩

@lohrita @jessica_otii @BlaqBonez @Ugly_femi I can see you got it from your ma. If she dey always mind her business, she for know who be your papa like this.

my mumsi dey steady pray for me, i just pity next generation children, na club all their mumsi go dey, dey smoke shisha, who go pray for who?

@lohrita @Bville02 @jessica_otii @BlaqBonez @Ugly_femi 🤣🤣. I’m wheezing 😭😭. The guy dey vex ni sha 😭

@Bville02 @jessica_otii @BlaqBonez @Ugly_femi 😂😂 you said women don’t know their kids father and I’m asking if you know yours, probably your mum told you. How did I offend you? Abi where did you get your info ?

@TheYomiKazeem God I see the amazing things you’re doing for other people and I want it for me too

Wife and I decided to outsource Christmas cooking this year. Food landed at 10am. Everybody don chop before noon. No stress And so by the power vested me in as the olori ebi of my household, I have decreed a new Christmas family tradition: no cooking whatsoever on Christmas day.

@bnbs_a @oluseunoyin @a__vanita Beautiful story 😊

@oluseunoyin @a__vanita No one’s saying men should stop praying but my point is, as a woman, your prayers are wayyyy more effective cos your children came out of you and your man is their father providing for the house. The energy would be far more effective as a mother.

“Our generation won’t have praying mother or wife” You get mouth odor? Can’t you open your mouth and pray?

@iamf_show So, yall have a problem with being your friend’s listening ears?. Have a problem with giving valuable advice and encouragements?. Hian. I get it now.

@seyishae You become the "3rd party" and if the person is unbalanced emotionally, they report all that is going on in their marriage to you and start soliciting for advise. Na there e dey start....

Nonsense!. Even female friends do this sh*t and it’s wrong. Check on your married friends please. E get why.

@thevictorr_ Jesus was born yesterday ffs!. 😭

I want to pour chocolate on you and lick it off your body 😌

@iamf_show And what is the “why” behind it?

@seyishae You can check in once in a while, but not keeping them as close friends. E get why

@Stargious Oshey baby 😚 Ya, I’ll be fine. Hard girl for life!.

@seyishae God is always with you through your struggles and never will He leave/forsake you.

Mehn 🤦🏾‍♀️. I’m tired 😩. But I trust God. I trust the process. I trust the growth.