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@seynique

comedian. writer. podcaster. | she/her co-host of @everybodywspod & @wediefirstpod seyniquesmythecomedy @ https://t.co/NqCyCoulNQ

NYC Katılım Mart 2013
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seynique@seynique·
if we all stay in bed, what are they gonna do? pull us out? while we’re still in our jim jams? i don’t think so
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seynique@seynique·
catching up with #rhoslc and absolutely obsessed with meredith slurring through her torah portion
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seynique@seynique·
i can't explain it, but original cast album: company is a christmas movie
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seynique@seynique·
not sure if i experienced a glitch in the matrix or if i was just in DUMBO
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seynique@seynique·
i took a break from here and the first thing i see is that somene is 31 and "afraid" of sabrina carpenter's sexuality so i'm out again bye
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seynique@seynique·
hypothetically speaking, what would happen if i took my dog’s trazodone? hypothetically!
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Brian Haley@brianchaley·
The dirty secret is that there’s no one that better represents America than Donald Trump. Rapist, tacky billionaire, charlatan, racist moron.
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seynique@seynique·
yuck
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seynique@seynique·
checking out. gonna watch the craft.
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seynique@seynique·
really loving my lexapro right now
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seynique@seynique·
i mean there haven’t been any surprises yet
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seynique@seynique·
really happy i’m leaving the country tomorrow night
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evan loves worf@esjesjesj·
In all seriousness, no matter what happens we need some sort of grassroots movement to deprogram fascism
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Joshua Simon@JoshuaSimonSays·
@seynique We could be making cougar thrillers with Sharon Stone. Sharon. STONE.
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seynique@seynique·
you know there’s a direct correlation between the disappearance of erotic thrillers and this country going downhill, i’m just saying
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seynique@seynique·
i’m at a Buffalo Wild Wings in the middle of the day. do i miss the suburbs?
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seynique@seynique·
what is kamala Harris going to do to bring about the erotic thriller renaissance?
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Samantha Ruddy
Samantha Ruddy@samlymatters·
After this very serious election let’s do one goofy one
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