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@erjmanlasvegas she didn't roll her eyes once and she ain't gettin' you a piece of gum sorry it hurts

He asked for a piece of gum, she rolled her eyes, looked away and said last one while he talked to someone else. They’re on the rocks

@KhananiShingan1 I have never been so hungry in my entire life

What was the first sign that you knew you were pregnant before getting a positive test? OTHER THAN NAUSEA

First Nations Chiefs are calling on Alberta’s premier to resign, accusing Danielle Smith of conspiring with separatists and violating Treaty rights “I hope you have your bags packed. When this referendum is defeated, I will gladly walk you to the border.”

Hell on Earth.

@BlueJays define mild

UPDATE: RHP Dylan Cease was removed from today's game with mild left hamstring discomfort.

@BlueJays Vladdy's mind isn't clear this season

UPDATE: 1B Vladimir Guerrero Jr. was removed from today's game with a right elbow contusion. He underwent X-rays which came back negative for a fracture.

NEW: Jane Fonda, Mark Ruffalo, Ariana Debose, Harvey Guillen, Alan Cumming, Sally Field, Yvette Nicole Brown, Connie Britton, Brad Whitfield, Ted Danson, Mary Steenburgen ahead of Stephen Colbert's final show tonight: "We’re going to carry forward the torch Stephen held so high."

@RollingStone @VoiceOfFranky USA is a joke now

COMMENTARY: Let’s say it plainly: There has never been a president as corrupt as Donald Trump. There is no close second in our history. rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@nationalpost lol

FIRST READING: He's Canada's number one author, and he's leaving Canada for safety reasons nationalpost.com/opinion/gad-sa…

@GOP_is_Gutless I hear that all MLB players are MAGA so this make sense

@CelticAshes Shhhhh...your inadequacies are showing

There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.

No matter how busy or tired you are, do these night moves and stick with them.

Bruce Springsteen appeared on Stephen Colbert’s show tonight and COOKED Trump and his goons “I’m here in support tonight for Stephen, because you are the first guy in America who lost his show because we got a president who can't take a joke…. and because Larry and David Ellison feel they need to kiss his ass to get what they want. Stephen, these are small minded people. They got no idea what the freedoms of this beautiful country are supposed to be about”

@Sportsnet both Judge and Yesavage are machines-nothing but respect

TREY YESAVAGE STRIKES OUT AARON JUDGE FOR THE THIRD TIME TONIGHT 🔥

Pero que brujería es esta, estoy respirando en 8k 😯

@kvh_8100 It’s heaven. Hang out with doggie, eat and drink whenever I want, get laundry done and take my breaks in my beautiful oasis of a backyard.

Worked from home again today, how do people do it regularly? It’s so depressing

@kiss486 So you stood and filmed it? Revolting

中國一個年輕的男性自殺。他生前最後幾秒。 為什麼現在中國尤其年輕人自殺這麼多人？

@TalkinBaseball_ @JesseRogersESPN That weren’t no lady 😆

Pete Crow-Armstrong is being fined by MLB for his interaction with a White Sox fan on Sunday, per @JesseRogersESPN

@ThrillaRilla369 Coping skills

What did we have growing up that children need more of today? I’ll go first: Social skills

@edgaralandough See the world, learn another language and don’t buy a bunch of crap you don’t need. Oh, and volunteer for an organization that needs your help.

I’m 32 now please give me advice if you’re older than me. I don’t care where you are from. Life advice, just one.