Chuck “Chadillac” Johnson

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Imagine dropping a song 40 years ago and it still goes #1 on Spotify in today’s era 🤯 Michael Jackson was really ahead of his time 👑🎶

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@Cipher2277 @Polymarket Holy fuck robot stfu with your dick slobbing ahh

@Polymarket “Back to original logo” or just leave it in ICEMAN mode 🧊 because right now the whole ecosystem feels like it’s shaped by the same run 💀 Drake’s era isn’t just music, it’s literally the moment everything is happening in 📈

JUST IN: Spotify admits “we know glitter is not for everyone” — will revert to old logo this week.

@EldrisArt @ChalkAndPaint1 @gemchange_ltd Touche my good sir. I will be ecstatic when I can walk in and cop myself. They better keep their word 🤣

@sfc___23 @ChalkAndPaint1 @gemchange_ltd They call me Eldris the Wise x.com/KicksFinder/st…

every unemployed guy with a group chat of equally unemployed friends swatch x ap "royal pop" drops saturday may 16 and this is the easiest 4-figure week you'll have all year if you're willing to do something that resembles work for 14 hours. let me lay out exactly what i'll do retail confirmed $300–500 range based on moonswatch ($260) and blancpain scuba ($400) precedent. in-store only, no online sales. swatch is officially limiting it to 1 piece per person per store per day, not 2. so your hustle is per-warm-body, not per-pair historical resale data on the predecessors - moonswatch launched march 2022 at $260. stockx avg trade $900 (250% over retail), peak Tiffany blue Uranus $1,040 avg, individual eBay listings hit $2,400 / 12x retail. ~2,000 trades in first 6 days - blancpain scuba launched sept 2023 at $400. chrono24 current asks $600–995 across colorways, two years post-launch. launch week premiums were 2–3x - snoopy moonphase $430 retail, 2024 - guy in singapore waited 15 hours, watch immediately traded $1,200+ royal pop is the biggest of the three by a country mile. AP has never done downward extension, ever. entry RO is $60k AUD. this is the first time swatch has used a brand they don't own. the cultural moment is bigger than moonswatch and the supply will be tighter because AP cares about brand dilution. realistic launch-day flip: $1,200–1,800 per piece on a $400 retail. that's $800–1,400 profit per warm body you put in line. you bring 3 friends, you clear $3k+ in a saturday. you bring 5, count urself not all stores are equal. swatch lists US POS: SoHo, Times Square NY, Aventura, Miami Beach, Orlando, Tampa, Atlanta, Charlotte, Nashville, Dallas, Houston, Austin, Denver, Las Vegas, Honolulu, King of Prussia, Garden City, Troy MI, Oak Brook IL, Canoga Park, Santa Clara. UK has 13 confirmed stores. global rollout is simultaneous saturday morning - avoid: SoHo, Times Square, Carnaby Street London, Ginza, Orchard Singapore. these are the moonswatch ground zero stores. snoopy line was 150 deep at 7am at ion orchard, people camped from 7pm previous day. carnaby had 5,000 people for moonswatch launch. you will not get a watch unless you're sleeping on the pavement thursday night - target: secondary US cities Oak Brook IL, Troy MI, King of Prussia PA, Garden City NY, Canoga Park, Honolulu, Charlotte, Nashville. same allocation as flagship stores in most cases, 5–10x less line pressure. dude in the fratello article literally walked into Salzburg with no line and bought any model he wanted while doha was a war zone. apply same logic - mall stores > street stores this is exactly the pirate black yeezy 350 dynamic from 2015. bugis+ in singapore: 1,058 people in line for 52 pairs, ballot system, $329 retail, immediate 3–5x flip. vancouver granville street 2019, dudes camping from noon thursday for friday morning drop. the tactics that worked then work now: - 1 watch per person per day is the rule. so you bring people. cousin, gf, gf's roommate, your buddy who owes you money. each warm body = +1 allocation. industry standard kickback is $100–200 cash same-day for them just to stand. that's a 90% margin you keep - the store rotation. rule is per-store per-day. drive between 2 mall stores 20 min apart, same person can buy at both. nobody enforces a national database. the AP collab will probably tighten this with wristbands or ID logging at flagships, but at troy MI nobody's running a database - the line audit. show up to your target store thursday at noon. count heads, photograph the line, do the math. if there's 80 people for what you estimate is 40 allocation, you're cooked, drive to your B-tier backup. don't waste sunrise on a dead store - the early-batch tail. swatch said sealed boxes are already being shipped to stores. some boutiques will get boxes opened tuesday/wednesday for staff display setup. they don't sell early but staff talks. walk in wednesday afternoon, ask politely how many they expect, what time staff arrives saturday. you'll get answers - the ssense/stockx hedge. list your watch on chrono24 / stockx / eBay literally the moment you walk out of the store at 11am saturday. the entire premium window is the first 72 hours. moonswatch hit peak resale day 3 and was halved by month 3. blancpain scuba premium decayed slower because mechanical movement + lower units. royal pop has both factors so the window is wider, but the parabolic peak is still 48–72 hours. don't be greedy past wednesday - the consignment dropout. if you can't queue, walk the line at 7am with cash. offer the 40th-in-line guy $300 cash on top of retail to swap places. people in lines that long start doing the math and some will take it. learned this from supreme drops, transfers cleanly to watches

@Ovrnundr Who tf Sedona McDonald

First Look: McDonald's x Nike Book 2 "Sedona" • $155 • June 2nd

@TrinsicR6 @primemlbfan @thuuuuney Need that tier 3 speed next. Preciate you bro

@sfc___23 @primemlbfan @thuuuuney If you put speed mod on him he has 99spd and at that point the fielding hit is totally negligible.

Too many people talk about how much this card costs when we REALLY should talk about how God awful this card actually is.

@TyStik87 @edpwatch_ Lmao stfu pal

@edpwatch_ I do but I’m in contact with TMZ

DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE VIDEO LEADING UP TO THE SHOOTING OF CHUD THE BUILDER

@DefendingTAndL @BrentonTv_ It’s the ones looking for a 5 minute flip that make it painstakingly difficult to sell my long term investments at prices I’m happy with. Because they scroll thru 5-6 players and undercut by a single stub for hours on end in a row. Thought I was unemployed til I experienced that

@sfc___23 @BrentonTv_ I’ve been playing this game from the beginning, when it was 989 sports & this started when the app was created. Believe what you want, but humans can absolutely cause what you’re seeing here. Again, I regularly do this when buying expensive cards, especially when the rate is low.

these stub bots are crazy🤣🤣🤣

@D3VilsPlayGrnd2 @BrentonTv_ Dude yes. I cant sell my spring investments because of these stupid bots suppressing the price from naturally rising. But they let judge and ohtani go to the moon 🤣

@BrentonTv_ They have been on spring breakout players for 2 weeks straight

@DefendingTAndL @BrentonTv_ I’ve been playing this game nonstop for years. You can tell the difference between humans and bots in this case. Those bots will be undercutting on the most obscure cards. I’m holding as investments no way I’m being undercut by 15 humans on spring breakout leo de vries at 1 am

@BrentonTv_ Most likely people doing the same thing you are trying, but from the app which is significantly faster.

@primemlbfan @thuuuuney How’s tulo in CF?

@thuuuuney He’s my 4 hitter… I do platoon with Shea though

@MThompson95 @kgriffinburner LMAO 102 up and in first pitch on rookie

@kgriffinburner My DD team when I’m up 23-1 and Seth Halvorsen walks in

i like how the rockies bullpen is always “here’s a guy that throws 100 with a 93 mph changeup but he has a 6.38 era”

@manlykvic @baldassarreted It’s a modular design that can be popped out of the clip and put on a wrist. Not sure why they didn’t include that information considering it’s on the website. All you need to know, minus the most important part!

not what the general public wanted. why make it a pocket watch. you're losing out on potential millions here. everyone wanted a full watch. I'm no longer interested along with millions of people worldwide unless maybe you guys include a quality strap to go with it so we can actually wear it as a WATCH! oh and release more colours in the savounnette model too. 2 is not enough !

The AP x Swatch Royal Pop: Everything You Need To Know We break it down here.

@sfc___23 Post what’s on your wrist

This one gonna go crazy with a dark blue wristband

@DosRivers Looks like the fuckin Blue’s Clues special

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@camolNFT Stfu you got this grainy ass pic off google. Clickbait crypto bro NFT bullshit ass profile spewing whatever for clicks. Lick the floor faggot

Just walked by the Swatch store in Times Square and the ENTIRE line is gone 😭 I guess people didn't want to pay $500 for a pocket watch

@HiImSerenity Respect for giving him one over the dish 💯

This might be the funniest homer I've ever given up lmao Dude is the king at suppressing exit velo and is a menace at the plate wow...

@ChalkAndPaint1 @EldrisArt @gemchange_ltd Doing the collab to get to the youngins that don’t affiliate themselves with high end timepieces nor have the funds for the most part to build collections when rent is high makes sense. Doing something Like having their brand be available AT WILL is a diff story. would be SHOCKED

@EldrisArt @sfc___23 @gemchange_ltd Really? Which one is that? Thank you in advance my guy

@EldrisArt @gemchange_ltd I highly doubt anything affiliated with AP will be “always-on”. Those two concepts do not mix. This is a drop that will sell out and sell out every time it restocks, if it does. You gotta realize it’s Audemars you think they want their name really sitting on Swatch shelves

@sfc___23 @gemchange_ltd Charles, trying to flip a mass produced plastic watch is not gonna fix your problems. This is not a drop, it’s gonna be an always-on item

@EldrisArt @gemchange_ltd You don’t do shit. I wish you did. You’d tell people the real stock numbers if you did. Gatekeeping won’t make the lines any shorter.

@sfc___23 @gemchange_ltd I do this shit son