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@BfN_UK Incredibly useful, thank you!

Sneezing and coughing... runny or blocked nose 🤧 Is it a summer cold, or hayfever? We have a factsheet for both! Check out our updated factsheets here: breastfeedingnetwork.org.uk/factsheet/hayf… breastfeedingnetwork.org.uk/factsheet/cold… #FactsheetFriday #SColdRemediesAndBreastfeeding #HayfeverAndBreastfeeding

@elonmusk It just wasn’t. He committed crimes. He’s corrupt. Elon, you post pure propaganda

@BleuBerryDino @dfoxcarpentry @fesshole Where on earth do you live?

@dfoxcarpentry @fesshole Where I live, they charge per visit to the tip

Some roof tiles broke in a storm. Council charge for me to get rid of them at the tip. I laid them down in boggy bits of the path at the local nature reserve to help walkers on rainy days. It's not fly-tipping, is it?

@anon_opin Alright, Skin.

Skunk Anansie are a ridiculously underrated 90s band. The lead singer's voice can be a feminine, raspy purr then the next second a full force sledgehammer crashing into your cranium. Amazing live too.

@joycartershow Hi Joy, regarding your upcoming Beyond a Joke show: I'm a black woman and I avoid going to see standup comedy as I have, too many times, been ambushed by a racist 'joke'. I thought I was safe at the Fringe...I wasn't.

@anon_opin Let's just agree not to sing it at all.

Nobody can sing Happy Birthday properly. Everyone starts it too high and halfway through they realise they can't reach the high note, and it ends in a lower key. Every time.

@sh_abbers Lovely that you baby wear for naps. My baby always napped in the sling too.

@BluPheesh @anon_opin Fuck off

@anon_opin When science proved it was actually a thing.

How have we reached a point where men say they have 'man flu'? At what point did it stop being a pejorative phrase?

@fesshole Bragging fesses are the worst, you sound like a right (hob) nob.

I'm a 49 year old CEO of a £100m turnover company, and yet I'm not qualified or allowed to open a new packet of biscuits at home, without my wife's permission.

@sh_abbers Babies are vulnerable and have evolved to stay 'in arms'. Our baby, now 3, lived in a sling, and we co-slept (which breastfeeding mums can safely do)

@fesshole Please read Ultra Processed People and you will see that your meals from scratch are far more wholesome for your family.

I've always cooked our family meals from scratch using fresh ingredients. I recently discovered it just tastes better if I sling shop bought meatballs in a pan with sauce out of a jar. Everyone raving about the new recipe. Crushed.

@anon_opin It's not mandatory.

Avocado is vile. It tastes of grassy soap.

@19CEN Yes, it was an odd outburst. As an aside: Adam is wonderful, Ian's lucky to have him!

Ian's dissatisfied. Finally! Years of being married to Adam and besties with Helen, and it's the hotel kitchen that drives him over the edge? #TheArchers

@anon_opin Bet you love sweet potato fries too.

Salted caramel should just be the default caramel at this point. It's unequivocally better and salt is a cheap addition, so why bother with the inferior regular caramel?

@bayernoatcake2 @MartinSLewis Abso-fucking-lutely

@MartinSLewis Co op home brand are the best

After my Salt & Vinegar tweet last week attracted so much attention from fellow S&V lovers on here... I have asked the MSE team to gather to 40 most recommended S&V crisps from the thread, and next week (hopefully) we will be doing a full team tasting - led by me personally ranking or both strength and taste and will publish the results... You don't have to thank me for the sacrifice I'm making by organising this and taking part...😝

@frisianmermaid1 @_breastfeeding I agree, it contradicts the first two statements.

@_breastfeeding The right to breastfeed anytime, anywhere should not require looking for breastfeeding friendly stickers in windows.

@CountMoriarty @SuperFa50629144 @anon_opin Fuck me you couldn't be more wrong

@SuperFa50629144 @anon_opin But that's it primary use.

Let's be honest, all tumeric does is stain everything it touches, nothing tastes any different wothout it.

@LLLGB Champion breastfeeding

@Mistyswoman Nah, it's because he knows his parents aren't there.

@quoideneuffolks @MumofFatCassie Stella's a right nob, she was such a dick to Adam. I'm team Pip!

I can't for the life of me see what Lee sees in Helen. He gets next to nothing out of the relationship, there's absolutely zero chemistry or meaningful connection between them, and she's obsessively secretive and insular. #thearchers