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“Meesh Mosh” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE @TheRealPJClark

“When we go over Jon Rahm’s career at his hall of fame induction speech, I’m just going to guess that LIV’s not gonna be around. We’ll be like “do you remember when LIV existed, years ago? He won that.” But it’ll be footnote 8F on his career achievements.” @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

“Engineered for distraction free play… what about warmth, softness, what does this mean” “Engineered for comfort.” “It’s a sweater, it doesn’t help you focus, it’s a fucking sweater. These people that write this ad Copy have lost their minds.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“I’m surprised they didn’t throw in a free meal at that mid level taco place that everybody thinks is the best place in the world” “Those are fightin words…Taco Lu” “It’s fine, it’s tacos…ok tacos” @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

“What is the point of Adult swim, everyone there has kids.” “There’s the occasional weirdo that’s not there with kids, like the guy who goes to Disney as an adult and does the round the world & tries to get the chipmunks autographs as a 45 yr old man.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“Do you think Xander’s gonna actively try not to win the Masters?” “You’ve asked me some insane questions on this podcast before… but what the hell are you talking about, like is he scared of the slam?” “Well he’d have to attend another unpaid dinner.” @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

@nosmh_x @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE You must be new here.

@BrendanPorath @sgsquote @AndyTFE Ok, I thought you guys really thought he was his son

“Don Clemens, we got Roger Clemens son playing in the Open, and I was wondering if Don was going to don a bloody sock?” “He’s Dom, not Don, and the bloody sock was for Curt Schilling, not Roger Clemens, so you had the two way miss going on that one.” @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

From this point forward one of lenses I evaluate my life through will be, “Did I get jammed or did I jam myself?”– @AndyTFE @sgsquote

“How do you get hurt, training for the Deere? What is Deere specific training?” “Is it mowing the grass?” “I think it’s tractor related.” @BrendanPorath @GeoffShac

“Eric Asshole, in there with Greg Chalmers.” “Ahh @GregChalmersPGA seems like one of the most magnanimous, level headed fellas on Twitter, and they put him with Eric Asshole.” “Probably not gonna be a lot of conversation.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“It’s amazing at 3 that your daughter is still napping.” “Sounds like a first born child still.” “God I’d love if we could go back to nap culture.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE @GolfForeverProg

I don’t even know how I’d type this one out but the two minutes of “Lancaster” pronunciation talk capped off with @BrendanPorath saying “Risearch” and @AndyTFE questioning it, had me spew Baja Blast out of my nose….That doesn’t feel good.

“The data boys will tell you it was a supreme test of skill, the eye test doesn’t matter, luckily golf is played with data.” “Spreadsheet game.” “Yeah, spreadsheet game, fucking idiots.” @AndyTFE @BrendanPorath

From @AndyTFE appearance on the Trapdraw Airports Pod: “TC, do you take shampoo with you when you travel?” “Andy… I don’t have any fucking hair” “Oh yeah, I forgot” @TronCarterNLU @NoLayingUp

“You know what’s bullshit, the Dr’s that insist on going by “doctor”, but they’re just academic Dr’s.” “Dr. Parsons” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“We talk about LIV being unserious but we have back2back weeks of a 65yr old hitting it 220, and now something called the CJ Cup Byron Nelson at TPC, like a name that makes no sense, no history, garbage, at a garbage course that was resodded Tuesday morning” @BrendanPorath 🔥🔥

“Would you rather have Caleb or Deshaun?” “Stop it. See there you go, you should be optimistic, that is a great either-or. You could be paying him $50M/yr and dealing with the cognitive dissonance of having a sex pest as your QB.” “Also a dead arm.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“Darren Rovell poppin Mike Weir, tough Sunday for Canada” “We got a reply to the newsletter about how we didn’t add Brooke Henderson to the notables… well if she could play by herself in under 5 hours, we’ll add her.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE

“What was your wife’s reaction? I’m curious if it was the same as my wife’s.” “Yeah, just like “That sounds cool”, and that’s it.” “I told my wife Brendan’s playing Augusta National, and she was like “Oh, ok”.” “There’s way more pressing issues.” @BrendanPorath @AndyTFE