betsy🎩

i’m a former obama speechwriter

if i was in step up 2 and the rival crew who hated me and was the most popular crew STARTED WITH THE POTION i would have to leave

imagine you’re chet. and you’re ugly. and then wembys handsome and Chinese. how much can one person be expected to take

@f1ora1f1xat1on a tall french man came to my rescue

@shadowlunah happy for you

NEVER MIND

@GormfulWhiteBoy chet

soulless white boy

nba get ready to accept the mandate of heaven 🇨🇳

Get Alec Baldwin to bang the drum at the beginning of the game tonight

another day of living in the greatest city in the world. kingston

when elijah gets cast in white men cant jump

Why do we fall.

FUCK MY LIFE

a masc went on stage at this burlesque club and said they “weren’t a magician”. a likely story

DRAKE CURSE RIGHT BEFORE GAME SIX

get to see cass. cant believe this is my life

@14sixteen22 honorable mentions kaia and koda if its a girl

@chaykak you want people to see these as "news roundups". they're not, they're an alternative for professionals in the city who do not have a young persons events algo. if youre young and in the scene the algorithm works for you. you need to split the monolith for age and career

@shadowlunah Response to the algo monopoly is in the piece

it should be noted that these are in response to ig's algo monopoly for finding events that nothing compares to. these aren't newspapers as much as they are alternative events roundups for people who aren't picking up the brooklyn rail

its here

BRINKS TRUCKS 💰

batman fans when hes not spotted serving alfred a fernet branca at his imaginary inception riverside cafe: