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@ashleejonelle Wait I want it did you find ittt

I am quaking in my boots rn I wanna post my “6 texts with your name in it” insta story BUT I CANT FIND ANYONE WHOS POSTED THE STICKER FOR ME TO USE ugh pls help

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a joint a day keep da doctors away

@daveydababy Jesus has nipple rings & likes to show them off

@shadyporter He’d definitely be shirtless

God is non-binary

@daveydababy He'd be in one of those cages getting dollars put in his g string

@shadyporter Imagine Jesus at Charlie’s

@IGetzSome @allie_zimmer @SouthwestAir ANY other number for reimbursement / bookings besides the IFLYSWA number ? If I dial and it hangs up one more time I'm suing @SouthwestAir for emotional damage

@shadyporter @allie_zimmer @SouthwestAir That number is strictly for bags

We’ve let our Customers and Employees down, and we pledge to do everything we can to make it right. If you still need assistance rearranging your travel, getting a refund, or tracking down your luggage, please visit southwest.com/traveldisrupti….

@allie_zimmer @SouthwestAir Also; is this # manned 24 hours? I'm tryna call at night for ideally less wait time/hang up issues and to save my sanity

give me a 30mg aderall and i will take over Southwest Airlines. give me 4 hours I’ll fix it.

@SouthwestAir after making a stupid video apologizing but not correcting any issues

@ResolveMyIssue @SouthwestAir Watching them tell everyone "DM us!! We're here to help" whilst my 20 DMs are going unread and unanswered is just the cherry on top of the "fuck you" cake they are serving us

If @SouthwestAir doesn't reply to me in an hour I'm driving to corporate to toilet paper the building

@SouthwestAir @maninhisprime ASHLEY HELLO I've been DMing and calling for three days and still haven't reached anyone.

@maninhisprime Hello, J. Our records do not show a DM sent from you, so we apologize that a response was not received. Nonetheless, feel free to DM us again. -Ashley twitter.com/messages/compo…

I sent a DM to @SouthwestAir as requested. No response. #SouthWORST

@SouthwestAir @CFBcampustour BELLA HELLO MY DMS ARENT BEING ANSWERED YOURE GONNA LOSE A CUSTOMER WHO FLYS YOUR AIRLINE 5+ TIMES A YEAR AND GET SUED

@CFBcampustour We certainly understand and regret any disappointment. Please feel free to DM us if you need assistance with your reservation. -Bella

2020 Bowl Season Villian: COVID 2021 Villian(s): COVID/Todd Graham/Chip Kelly 2022 Villian: @SouthwestAir Can’t make the Guaranteed Bowl tonight but I’m going to try to salvage the rest of the week’s games. New plan: Oakland➡️San Diego➡️Tucson➡️Glendale➡️Oakland #RoadTrip

@SouthwestAir for 24 hours I've tried getting ahold of customer service about cancelled flight. stranding me for FIVE DAYS Hung up on, no answer phone/Twitter, no chat online Is someone gonna help me or do I need to go to airport & yell at an innocent gate agent to get answers

@SouthwestAir @APaluka Racquel how about answering my DM hmmmmm????????

@APaluka Hi, Adam. We're sorry for our delayed response and for any frustration regarding the rebooking process. If you are still needing assistance, please DM us her confirmation number for further assistance. -Racquel twitter.com/messages/compo…

.@SouthwestAir Trying to get my 87 year-old grandma home. Thank God I checked flight status bc we heard ZERO from you abt the cancelation. Would love to know our options - website won’t let us rebook. Please help! (Thanks to web team reading this - Know you had zip to do w/ this)

The CEO of @SouthwestAir directing his call center employees on how to handle this

me to @SouthwestAir

@SouthwestAir when they see it's me on the phone line again