shailfish

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shailfish

shailfish

@shailfish

I’m only here to complain

Jacksonville, FL Katılım Mayıs 2009
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shailfish
shailfish@shailfish·
Welcome to Jacksonville all these lanes are about to merge into one lmao
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VyStar Credit Union
VyStar Credit Union@OfficialVyStar·
Today, we are spreading some holiday cheer with a Follow Friday contest. So grab your popcorn, follow us, and share your favorite holiday movie in the comments for a chance to win a $250 Visa gift card. The contest ends at midnight, And yes, #DieHard is a holiday movie!
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sal
sal@iamlazyrivers·
I just had some creepy ass security guard at a pool hall grab me and push me closer to the bar because he said I looked like I wanted to be seen and how he’s been watching me all night and my look screams I need attention
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shailfish
shailfish@shailfish·
We really need to normalize being accepting of someone declining an invite to something.
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shailfish@shailfish·
Imagine changing your online dating profile description to mention that you won’t date vaccinated people 😬😬
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sal
sal@iamlazyrivers·
If anyone wants 2 step on me pls feel free 2
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Dr. Sucio 🖤🔪
Dr. Sucio 🖤🔪@_blvckson_·
this. this is what we need more of. fuck the dumb shit.
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shailfish
shailfish@shailfish·
Reached the point in my life where there is no longer an option to hold it when I need to go to the bathroom
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SWARM
SWARM@houseofSWARM·
i think it’s about time for some new music what do u think 👀
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shailfish@shailfish·
If Panera is in your top 5 you are vanilla as a person.
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Adam
Adam@adamgreattweet·
youth pastor: you know who else was considered a daft punk
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TAE
TAE@taeflakes_·
🥶🥶🥶 Can someone come clean my mirror pls
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Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville Jaguars@Jaguars·
Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message. If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen. RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL
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Liv :P
Liv :P@liv_username·
oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out
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shailfish@shailfish·
Every new business name in Jacksonville be like: 904 BOLD CITY JAX JAGS DUVAL LLC
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SWARM
SWARM@houseofSWARM·
i have been discouraged lately. my brain tells me that i need to quit. i’m out of my league. everything i have accomplished is a fluke; i got lucky. well brain, fuck you. i am here to stay and the best is yet to come. you are worth more than your brain says that you are 🖤
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶
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TAE
TAE@taeflakes_·
Feels great being able to do this again😤 📷: @shailfish
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shailfish@shailfish·
If you’ve got a black Ford with black rims you are a cop
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