shailfish

Welcome to Jacksonville all these lanes are about to merge into one lmao

@OfficialVyStar Home Alone!

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@iamlazyrivers I’m sorry that happened to you boo

I just had some creepy ass security guard at a pool hall grab me and push me closer to the bar because he said I looked like I wanted to be seen and how he’s been watching me all night and my look screams I need attention

We really need to normalize being accepting of someone declining an invite to something.

Imagine changing your online dating profile description to mention that you won’t date vaccinated people 😬😬

@iamlazyrivers 😍

If anyone wants 2 step on me pls feel free 2

@GymTimeJim 😂😂😂

this. this is what we need more of. fuck the dumb shit.

Reached the point in my life where there is no longer an option to hold it when I need to go to the bathroom

i think it’s about time for some new music what do u think 👀

If Panera is in your top 5 you are vanilla as a person.

youth pastor: you know who else was considered a daft punk

@ImTooFast_ Mr. Freeze

🥶🥶🥶 Can someone come clean my mirror pls

Twitter, you figured out our cryptic message. If this gets 21K retweets, we'll make it happen. RT to Make Teal Primary, #DUUUVAL

oh the gap on my resume? i can totally explain. i was hanging out

Every new business name in Jacksonville be like: 904 BOLD CITY JAX JAGS DUVAL LLC

i have been discouraged lately. my brain tells me that i need to quit. i’m out of my league. everything i have accomplished is a fluke; i got lucky. well brain, fuck you. i am here to stay and the best is yet to come. you are worth more than your brain says that you are 🖤

🎶 Who let the Doge out 🎶

@_crosbutt @ImTooFast_ Revealing calendar coming soon!

@ImTooFast_ @shailfish Just showing off the ankles, I see

Feels great being able to do this again😤 📷: @shailfish

If you’ve got a black Ford with black rims you are a cop