Arjun

In the list of things we needed.. a name change was probably not on it.

Hope you were a gem this mother's day and did not drop "Thanks for choosing me as your mother" on social media coz that lil baby's most conscious choice was probably taking a fistful of mayo out of the jar.

Why the hell is your new joiner photo so fancy and how was I only able to get Raj Studio to click mine without editing out my zits.

Scenic pictures of football pitches/stadiums you probably haven’t seen before 📸

This V'tines just want to find someone who fuels my car and pays off my credit card. Is that too much to ask for?

@shakesena Good idea

I will no longer be wishing people on their birthday but will say "Happy Birthing Day" when the time is right so they can block me.

If I had a tenner for every time someone asked me "do you have this in small/medium/large" I might actually be able to buy it for myself :(

Nothing it more humbling than a cat walking away when you tell it how much it means to you.

Things that really-really peak my anxiety: Being asked to dance at a wedding function > anything else

Prince Charles becoming King at the age of 73.

Does replacing Sugar Daddy with Stevia Progenitor make it a guilt free experience?

A strong chin to handle life's sucker punch

@Sochtee_hai Or if you accept money without resistance.

In India Relatives assume you "batameez" when you are just open minded

Who is the hero of your family puchke Homelander ka photo dikhake toh tum galat game khel rahe ho.

@WowRakshak No quesh bout that

@shakesena Love nerds

"You look like/are such a nerd" is such a legit compliment

Appreciate the bank's vigilance, but if someone else paid off my damn credit card bill... I am NOT flagging it :)

2C1B

Things were going so well...why have we started shaking hands again? :(