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@airlawgosirbae Haha 😂

@shalexinfinity Even me oo, maybe they wear adult diapers

When a pilot is pressed for comfort and wants to use the loo, what happens?..... ...do they ever suspend on air or the co pilot takes over ?.... Have you ever thought about this or seen a pilot excuse himself 😂

@airlawgosirbae I never see oo 😂

@shalexinfinity The guy no go piss before 🤣

@dami_maverick I want a scholarship for my Masters

What do you want for Christmas ?

@Oghenebruno @_Joshxxo 60mins makes 1hr and the remaining 15 in "75" is the 15mins

@_Joshxxo Go school you say no. 1hr 15mins and 75 mins na the same thing

Flight 🛩 from Lagos to Abuja is 1hr 15min, but from Abuja to Lagos is 75min...why? 🤷🤔

@vick_chinonso @SpicyMyde @Kwintarget Wtf 😂

@SpicyMyde @Kwintarget Shake your head left, shake it right. Do that again!! Now do it every time someone offers u food

kindly suggest ways to lose weight that does not involve visiting the gym

@sheisphoebe__ @mister_ade5 September!!

@diaryofATiredEX @stephraysan @lohwis But him still dey comot 😂

@stephraysan @lohwis Lagos done abuse this bros finish🤣🤣🤣

Hello Nigerians in Diaspora, What is the one thing you miss in Nigeria that you’ve not seen abroad? Please don’t air me, it’s for a study🥺

@_sirhamza And Quality Time!!!

if your love language is physical touch, do NOT get in a long distance relationship

@DaraFaustina @Sisi_Yemmie She has a YouTube channel!

@Sisi_Yemmie I think a YouTube channel would have been better. Not everyone likes to read even if it’s a sign post, except it’s a matter of life and death 🙈

A lot of suffering in Lagos. The kain of traffic I’m coming out from… to put it in context, I went to pick my kids from school 15 minutes away . We’ve been on a 15 minute journey from 3:00 pm -8:00 pm. 6 bloooody hours!

@taadelodun Choosing between UK or New Zealand

Most Oyinbo life na simple! There's a company I used to contract with.A company that does like £10m revenue When I go to see the Director,he will stand up and say"Wale should I make you tea or coffee?" The Nigerian in me will be like "Ah my Oga,how can I sit and you make tea"😂

@pearl_shawdy @nosafk @Solomon_Buchi Lol and the "I won't stop posting you when need be" I don't understand why can't he just post her on regular times until wen needed? This man sha

@nosafk @Solomon_Buchi Na people wey dey give am relevance I blame, everything I know about this boy I know against my will.

@augustuscheeoma @_sirhamza Make dem dey Carry torch light join

@_sirhamza Ahbeg ahbeg make e shine bright

Please if you’re giving me green light let it be very bright

@_sirhamza @olxdayo 😂😂

@aoligbinde1 @Ike_Obiora I don't understand outside their faith...is it not the same Christianity!?

@Ike_Obiora The potential family drama aside, Igbo Catholic women don't joke with their beliefs. They rarely marry outside their faith except the man is ready to convert to Catholicism.

I once met this Igbo girl. Beautiful, intelligent & well read. I liked her, and you could tell that feeling was mutual from her own end. We started talking, and the very 1st question she asked me was whether I'm a Catholic. Well, everything ended when she found out I wasn't one.

@hydroxyljhoe And becomes "Charcoal" lol

Even the hottest coals eventually cools.

@TheRealEtinosa Lol Chelsea don suffer 😅

London cowboys FC Inject it😏

@weirdDeveloper @A__yabo Lol do you even think her family was in support or even aware of the relationship!??

@A__yabo So according to daily trust, they were dating . And also after the incident, mob wanted to lynch the man but her brother stopped them to avoid any international crisis and handed the murderer over to the police. I don’t care but that brother doesn’t lov her. Period..

A Chinese man butchered a girl yesterday in kano. Reports says the girl didn’t accept his love and he followed her to her father’s house and stabbed her to death. We demand #JusticeForUmmita

@kokopelli_Iam @Eastsidempress @empressterprise @frankiemindset @debayoorr Mr kokopelli ....🌛🙃

@Eastsidempress @shalexinfinity @empressterprise @frankiemindset @debayoorr When presented with facts they run!! Next time dissect your bible well before you engage

God didn’t create any gender to cheat. You cheat because you lack discipline, you lack common sense, you’re not trust worthy and most importantly, you have no fear God. Stop justifying cheating. If you want to cheat, stay single.

@empressterprise @kokopelli_Iam @frankiemindset @debayoorr So what about "A man shall leave his father and mother and cling to his wife" and shebi no be wedding Jesus turn water to wine..!?

@kokopelli_Iam @frankiemindset @debayoorr Lmaooo, God didn’t create marriage you say?