shandav

iconic x

It’s never “Devlin is out with a dead leg (1 week)” or “Schmid is out for 10 days with a minor concussion”. It’s basically always “Murphy has contracted the Bubonic plague and is unlikely to survive, Lang’s Hamstring has covid again and Shaughnessy has simply gone blind forever”

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WE ARE STAYING UP. 💙 #Pompey

Watching Vic get suffocated #ThePenguin

🎶 Play Up Pompey, Pompey Play Up! 🎶 @Pompey have led the way almost all season in @SkyBetLeagueOne 🔝 John Mousinho has brought the good times back to Fratton Park 🙌 #Pompey #EFL

Portsmouth are unbeaten across their last nine league games (W7 D2) 💪 Winning all four of their home matches during that run ✅ Fortress Fratton Park 🏰 #Pompey

List of @EFL clubs unbeaten away from home this season: @Pompey 𝗘𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁.

Always our Captain. We love you, Andre.

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3️⃣ minutes and 8️⃣ seconds of pure SCENES 😍 Enjoy, #Pompey fans 🍿

@djliamh saying they wouldn’t have lost the game without the red card was a good one … at 2-1 down

Wigan ifollow - “they’ve not lost this game to any fault of their own” You conceded two goals We literally scored two before you had a player sent off Be better, not bitter

What a night 😏

@PompeyPedro potentially another injury 😭 u can’t make it up

What’s going on here then? Ref and Lino have gone off. A bloke in a suit came down from directors box to speak to ref. Players all by side of pitch? Any Express FM listeners got some insight?

objectively funny

@itschantellexx i’ve got 2 x silver sat/sun camping with car park. message for info

Anyone selling saturday sunday creamfields tickets ????

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maybe just get better jokes mate