Doom Shakalaka

What I mean when I say "I ugly-cried."

@GGnosticism The Unholy Union is making much more sense now.

Bitch looks like a Fraggle.

BREAKING Joseph Duggar is out of jail in Florida. Bonded out 5 minutes ago.

Maury Povich now has a podcast and in his first episode he calls out wife Connie Chung for sleeping with Warren Beatty. I don't know what kinda show this is but immediate subscribe

HOLD & SECURE: -The following schools have placed in Hold&Secure as a precaution. -Dixie Public School. -Tomken Road Middle School. -St. Thomas More Elementary. -Police in the area for a person in crisis call not related to the schools. -PR260109474

@with_ballz @TraumaRN93 I love her writing. "I can't call you a dumb bitch so here's some $5 words that mean the same thing; now fuck off." 🤣

@TraumaRN93 It’s concise and to the point and you can tell Amber wasn’t going to play into any of KJ’s bullshit

Amber just mic dropped on #woacb in just 4 pages KJ mischaracterizes the courts directive KJ failed to understand Amber was complying with the court order to amend KJ sited incorrect case law KJ literally is the core defamation claim

@stormwx1 My app is telling me 11°C in Markham. Just south of 407. Wild how many different temps around the GTA

There’s the gradient. 5c on Toronto Island but near 20c in Mississauga.

🎶 Let's talk about your sextape. Can we talk about your porn career? 🎶 Catchy 🤣

#onstorm ⚠️ BREAKING: Environment Canada has issued their forecast map for today, and they have mentioned the risk for tornado activity in the yellow region. 90km/h damaging, wind gusts and 2 to 3 cm hail are also possible. Environment Canada writes “A line or area of strong thunderstorms is expected to develop and move east across portions of southern Ontario. The main threats are wind gusts up to 90 km/h and up to toonie size hail. The chance for tornadoes is fairly low but cannot be ruled out.” More details ASAP. - Adam

We have a crime problem because experts and professionals want to analyze crime and not DO anything about it.

This dildo spent $80 on gas to buy a sub and onion rings. 😂

On this day in 1971, Polka Dot Door premiered on TVOntario. It aired for 22 seasons and 383 episodes. One of the most well-known and beloved parts of the show was Polkaroo. In 2010, the Academy of Canadian Cinema & Television named it a Canadian Masterwork.

If you’re working on your taxes this week don’t forget to report your income from illegal activities and stolen property

MASSIVE NEWS Germany just announced that 80% of Syrian refugees should return home within the next three years. So 80% of the 1.3 million Syrian refugees that have arrived in Germany will return. Is remigration beginning?

If anyone is looking for a family doctor in the Markham area, this place has openings. Swan Lake Medical Clinic 437-890-8144 5 Swan Lake Blvd #4, Markham, ON L3P 8C6

Peel Police Appeal for Victims, Witnesses in Robert Land Academy Investigation Read More: peelpolice.ca/news-feed/post…

The Toy is rated 3% fresh by critics on Rotten Tomatoes. I say no movie that stars Jackie Gleason and Richard Pryor can possibly be bad, you snobby film school motherfuckers.

On the bright side, she'll never have to deal with a 90 year old cooter. 50 tops.

OMG: Pete Hegseth just suggested that America has plans to INVADE Greenland, Canada, and Cuba. It's happening!

Bro hits a splif, chugs a beer, lights himself on fire and flips into a waterfall. What are you doing today?