Shane!

I’ll be fully erect for a week

Karim Benzema winning the Ballon d'Or caps off an incredibly weird, sexually charged, and occasionally glorious decade for French football. From blackmail to organ harvesting, here's a recap of the most colourful moments in Les Bleus' sinister sexual psychodrama...

Iker Casillas: “I was hacked.” Puyol:

.Hi @stwater could you please explain to us why all our water is coming out dirty please. Unable to shower or brush our teeth or make a drink.

Still the most underrated goal ever scored

Streets will not forget this from Alexandre Pato. 📽 @ChampionsLeague

I mean seriously… what is this? Fans literally just walking through a gate to scan their tickets and this happens? It makes no sense… twitter.com/DPSD37/status/…

💪🏻| Since it’s been 3 years today - here’s the greatest video ever created! twitter.com/tasmiyaahh_c/s…

Willy Wonker?

As the season comes to an end we should be looking forward to a World Cup in June, unfortunately it’s no until November this year but fear not, here’s a thread of the best things to come out of each country that has qualified so far (29/32). I will add the other 3 when confirmed.

The Romans killed Jesus Christ on a cross and it took three days to rise from the dead. Deontay Wilder killed Tyson Fury with a cross and he rose within a ten count.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS MOMENT FROM THE ONE SHOW

i accidentally said “large” instead of “grande” at Starbucks and they dragged me behind the counter and shot me in the leg

Wordle 248 4/6 ⬛🟨⬛🟨⬛ 🟨⬛🟨⬛⬛ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩. I wouldn’t usually share a wordle, but how on earth have I managed to get every letter of a word but all in the wrong slots 😭 #wordle

@Jakeallen12 I miss it! 😢

@shaneeeee22 Those were the days🤣

Probably time to retire now

Checking your bank statement after a heavy Christmas and New Year..

Fred has absolutely sent my mum for The Echo.