shangbing

@benln @artie_labs , SF and remote - we sponsor visas and help with relocation!artie.com/careers

Which startups are actively hiring? (July thread) Reply with company name, career page, location

We benchmarked Artie vs. AWS DMS on real-time CDC from Postgres to Snowflake, under sustained writes of ~22,400 events/sec for 10 minutes. Midway through the test, DMS had already piled up 3.7GB of WAL backlog. By the end, it hit 6.1GB, growing faster in the second half. Meanwhile, Artie barely moved: 381MB to 385MB. A CDC tool that falls behind doesn't just give you stale data. It can fill up disk on your production database and in some cases, take it down entirely. Full breakdown👇

Gifting campaign in question

@JessicaYFung @artie_labs 😭😭😭

the latest shenanigan at @artie_labs

@keshavchan Waiting for Rachel Zane to get in on this

mike ross waiting for this turn seeing harvey and louis in software land

9 random people liked my tweet now i think i'm a standup comedian

@karine_hsu This feels like 2014 american apparel

whoa new OpenAi merch store dropped with an actual lifestyle photoshoot

@nikitabier pls fix

All love to everyone moving to sf but why does twitter now feel like a college freshman welcome page looking for friends

@JessicaYFung @artie_labs 10x AE's also welcome to apply

we're hiring 2x account executives at @artie_labs pipeline's growing faster than we can cover. we're looking for someone who is excited to own deals end-to-end and interested in building the sales function from scratch. some key info about Artie: > building the infrastructure that powers real-time data for AI > team is based in sf > will cover relocation if you or someone you know would be a great fit, dm me!

@mmmkkkkgggg @artie_labs Come work with MK!! She's REALLY FUNNY!!!!

@artie_labs is hiring 2 AEs. Reason: our reps are already past quota, and Snowflake Summit handed us more pipeline than the team can work through. Why now: AI agents don't work off yesterday's data dump, they need live data. Top data teams need us; real-time is not a nice-to-have. Why us: product works, customers stay. More importantly, the team is caring, hard-working, and REALLY FUNNY. Lunch & dinner provided, elite snacks, fun social events, cool offsites 5 days a week in office in SF. We help with relocation and visas If you know someone, send them my way 🫶 Attaching the photo of me saying goodbye to our old office to show everyone how much I care about this company. We now have a really cool new office 😎

@nityasnotes THESE GIRLS RUN

woke up on a Friday and ran a half marathon with my friends

So funny seeing the youtbification of tech - first launch videos and now conference vlogs can’t wait for the confessional why I left X COMPANY videos

the only benchmark where you want the lines to go down, not up

@TurnerNovak 10/10 tweet

@the_varunrana satire doesnt exist in sf

My dawgs this is satire😭😭

hiiii it’s varun! New to X, so here’s an intro > born & raised in the bay > eecs dropout @ cupertino community college > prev UGC @cluely @UseCorgi TurboAI > GTM @the_varunrana > 24K @Linkedin > slop bowl fetish > building @ a tent for shelter (I’m homeless) bullish on vibe coding, gooning, and prediction market addiction if you’re in sf and wanna talk software, apps, computers, or websites, leave a comment :)

@natrubio__ & same wavelength as 2015 cat cafes

The fact that every SF tech conference now seems to have a puppy play pen is giving the same energy as emotional support dogs on college campuses

@marinadgal Can’t wait for b2b saas ads to start looking like 90s Calvin ads

Rick Rubin makes Polymarket morally acceptable and Kylie Jenner makes Meta glasses not cringe, all in the same week. And this is why great marketing runs the world

@JessicaYFung manifesting for 2027

it would be sick to win a cannes lion