Fanta Cassis

@shitnest @missjessyjess And also this because it’s brilliant

@shitnest Bad, invincible, dangerous and off the wall

@LewisM23_ To distract you from how many apples they’ve got for a 3 hr flight.

@shanklinjunior And why has Dubravka shaved his hairline to make it straight?

What’s Dubravka doing with him?

@90sFootballUK1 Teddy Sheringham

What players in your opinion should have been in the list that are not there?

Let's see everyone's best #thfc related presents… 🎁👀

@APartridgeQOTD Britain’s got talons - bog standard talent show but all contestants must wear oversized prosthetic bird claws

Idea for a Programme competition is now underway👌 Reply directly to this tweet with your 'Idea for a Programme'. The reply with the most likes and retweets (combined) at the end of this week is our winner. Let battle commence and please keep it clean!

Let me introduce you to Frisbee Golfing

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@shitnest Or just don’t bother putting the cheese, pickles and sauce in at all

@shanklinjunior this is accurate

A chicken pie served at school dinner had a piece of beak in it. Put me off chicken pies. A chicken sandwich served at a sandwich shop had a piece of foot in it. Rather than be beaten by the sandwich I now regularly enjoy chicken feet at Chinese restaurants. Gorgeous.

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@shanklinjunior lol

@shitnest Need the whole film like this now

@shitnest Wizard

@BBCNews I see Chris Morris is doing bits for the bbc now

Scientists claim to have discovered 'new colour' no one has seen before bbc.in/42E0pgK

You heard us right! We need your help solving the mystery of who 💩 on our tour bus. Whoever guesses correctly will be entered to win a signed copy of the new album This Consequence, a signed copy of Leigh Foley’s new book Tour Wives, and a pair of Justin’s drumsticks!

@shitnest Yeh, it’s on Netflix

@shanklinjunior Have you seen it?

@shanklinjunior need to find out what this is dude