evil rat

why did no one wear this #MetGala

I don’t lose hyperfixations they just go dormant until I hear something about them again like a sleeper agent

Being on the bus is nice because you can think about a lot of things

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

walking in new york is more like being a car than a person: passing on the left, checking your blind spot and rear view before merging, no standing any time zones, getting to walk slower if you’re taking the scenic route, high gas prices (coffee)

noah kahan writes songs for people who are functioning fine but are genuinely one spiral away from not being okay

FUCKKKKKKK what if something bad happened and i forgot to worry about it

its Why Did I Do That Wednesday

somedays i need to kill my self but other days . 15 dollar extra large pizza

still waiting for an esoteric stranger to take notice of my intriguing aura at the bar and assimilate me into their niche hot new york friend group

I need to stop following my passions and just work for the MTA

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

Living in nyc is just making eye contact with the hottest person you’ve ever seen never seeing them again and then repeating that cycle at least twice a day until you die

aggressively pushing my life towards the ideal direction (best friend moves to NYC and we hang out all the time again)

God hates new york city

my nervous system works so well like im literally nervous all the time

I’m 0 for 0 rn

computa make it stop

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

The problem is summertime feels so unserious like wow it’s nice af outside let’s not go to work lol

Another spring in New York without a single 68 degree day, just straight from 45 to 80