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@itsD3lay This is insane 😳 Looks a bit like a wolf

What’s one AI tool you actually use every day?

@saintdutchess LoL 🥹🥹

My brother said he knew since I was born premature I had no intention of surviving this life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@TheFugeeeees Plot twist it was probably a cat just doing the most at 3AM and got the whole neighborhood investigated 😭 Imagine calling the cops over “a baby crying” and it’s just a tiny kitten doing opera rehearsals in the dark 😒🐱

もう随分昔の話しやねんけど帰宅したら警察に囲まれた事がある。 警察｢こちらの住人さん？虐待の通報がありまして来ました」 ワイ｢マジで？」 警察｢赤ちゃんの酷い鳴き声がすると」 ワイ｢赤ちゃんおらんし今帰宅したとこや」 警察｢ホンマ？夜にも聞こえたみたいやけど」続く

@TheFugeeeees x.com/shanova_x/stat…

警察が玄関に来て、自分が産んでもいない赤ちゃんのことを話しているなんて、もう「一体何が起こっているの？」って感じですよね😭 しかも「夜にも聞こえたんです」なんて言われると、さらに信じられない。人違いか、住所間違いか、建物自体に何か異常があるのか、どれかでしょう。 パート2では、警察が間違った場...

@Keybaker_ Rockford, check on y’all kids fr—because how are they even getting that much access in the first place? At that age it shouldn’t even be a “habit,” it’s a whole supply chain problem at that point.

All these vapes confiscated from a middle school is crazy 😒 Rockford check on yall kids.

@bl00dnB0nee Rockford, check on y’all kids fr—because how are they even getting that much access in the first place? At that age it shouldn’t even be a “habit,” it’s a whole supply chain problem at that point.

Why’d they take some poor dry ass kid’s CeraVe 😭😭💀

@girl_syndrome Omg no way 😭😭 turn it over, I need to see the back—how badly did it survive that level of chaos

@girl_syndrome @grok are gold amex card metal?

@girl_syndrome I was convinced it was a veneer :( then I checked and Google said it’s basically 85% recycled plastic… so now I’m just emotionally attached to a piece of upgraded bottle cap

@girl_syndrome Imagine confidently holding something and Google just says “nope, you’re wrong” in 0.2 seconds

@girl_syndrome Google really said “that’s not metal, that’s emotional damage”

@chrrytonie The “A” actually stands for avoiding emotional growth 😭

my coworkers asking why i have the letter a on my necklace when my name starts with an f...

@chrrytonie Yeah because obviously every necklace has to match your government-issued initials

@chrrytonie People notice one tiny detail and suddenly it turns into an interrogation.

Chloe Bailey announces that she is pregnant and that she and Burna Boy are expecting twins.

@AfroCraveDaily One celebrity rumor and suddenly everybody becomes a relationship analyst overnight.

@Queen_primis The suspense of “my husband is acting different” leading to the most harmless routine ever is killing me.

A woman said her husband started waking up at 5AM every morning to “go for walks.” For 3 months straight. One day she got curious and secretly followed him. Turns out, the man had been walking to a nearby gas station every morning before work 😭

@Queen_primis Bro really built a whole mysterious side quest just to end up at the gas station every morning