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@sharlytw
professional peaceful minecraft player
my bag Katılım Ocak 2019
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You do understand that -40 and -10 are two dramatically different temperatures?
keir 📖🇵🇸@keir_92
*taps the sign* even antarctica going from as usual temperature of -40C to -10C for a week is a heatwave
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@sharlytw @AnimeBibleVerse They’re giving some pretty precise measurements there Chief
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@UniversoulStre1 @SS_strength @enhanced_games There are definitely more "enhanced" people than we know, but most Olympians are really really good at what they do and not cheating
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It’s amusing to see people say “so gear dose not make a differences” because few records were broken; with out accepting that all these records were set by people using every means possible to get them…
@enhanced_games only proves the reality a lot of people just don’t want to see.
There all enhanced.
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@danishacarterr This is why I don't approach women like why would I ask you out if you probably don't like me and have low self confidence yourself
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approaching a man as a woman is a great way to get a man who doesn’t actually like you but is happy using you for as long as you’ll allow lmao
it’s also a great way to get a man too cowardly and unassertive to approach women he actually likes (horrible to date and live life with)
ilymjsyk@g4na_xo
I don't think girls realize that they literally have a 100% success rate if they shoot their shot first
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@bigbihddy @0xQuasark @rareokage The hundred dollar bill has that stripe thing so it's probably like 100.5 grams
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@sharlytw @0xQuasark @rareokage no if its js a ten bill its gonna only weigh 1g thats like saying a 100 bill weighs 100gs
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@white_abs @RedCommieD @TalkingFishhh @AnimeBibleVerse No I need literally ANY instructions to be instructions and not dimensions
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@RedCommieD @TalkingFishhh @sharlytw @AnimeBibleVerse brother, if you need instructions starting from the big bang/creation until now, then by definition nothing has ever been clearly explained
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God forbid a woman show her shoulders and neck I didn't realize this is Suadi arabia.
Svit Apl@Sweetapplemur
if I did the design kit #gameoverse 🐱
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@sharlytw but only 1 to kill
cause destruction is always easier than construction
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Since abortion killed at least 1/3 of GenZ, we basically have the same child mortality rate of the average per-industrial societies, around 40%
Imagine going back in time to families that lost 5 out 10 kids and say that in the 2000's; women kills 40% for the sake of it being "fun"
MetalassicalGal 🟧🟦🌈@cw_janene
That should do it!
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@SacocheBleu Anybody actually breaking a controller in anger should lowk be classified as subhuman and not allowed to vote literal neanderthals walking among us
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Pour moi si t'es capable de casser ta manette t'es capable de frapper ta femme
定@de3dsoul
Understandable tbh
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@emperorthesteve Show me one actual picture of God standing on 2 legs, if anything the 50000 different species of beetles is more telling for where God spent his time
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They actually can't because octopi are not made in the image of God
Curiosity@CuriosityonX
🚨: Oxford biologist says that if humans go extinct, octopuses could build the next civilization.
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@ppshppsh44 @RITUx6qb Imagine going all in with 3$ and expecting people with billions to fold
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@pinglyadya How would a virus exist if there is literally no life for it to reproduce or do anything with
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fun fact, viruses are not considered living since they don't reproduce or produce their own energy. there is evidence that they predate life.
Does that make you scared? That something existed to kill before a breath was ever taken? It's like life was a mistake to be corrected.
Jung. #CA11 📓 B05-06 SAT-SUN@jungsnrk
fever dream
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this is why online racing in general sucks and always should have a no collision rule, even if it takes away from the immersion.
Shady 🧊@ShadyMikeGaming
LMAOOOOOOOOOO Nahhh single player it is for me 💀
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@DorinCheptea @cosine_distance @DmitryRybin1 You did not understand this in 2 seconds. Should we conquer and murder you?
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@sharlytw @cosine_distance @DmitryRybin1 If a civilization does not understand this in 2 seconds, means they are dumb, really dumb, and we should immediately conquers and murder them, because they are inferior to us.
If they require explanation, kill them, they are inferior.
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