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@icod I opened shorts in the gym season a few weeks ago, so ahead on the summer maintenance already.

Also declare spray tan season open

@pipterino Such an oddly fitting pair of trousers

@SamMc1878 @PED7 Sorry, Sam. I don’t.

Can anybody recommend anybody who makes memory bears in Liverpool please? 🙏🏼

@icod Cycling bike home

Morning all. Your day in three? I'm London/lunch/drinks

@icod I did once request just a ‘2 egg omelette’ I got an omelette with 2 hard boiled eggs on the side.

@sharnek Nooo Don't you request?

Does everyone's returning adult kids text menu requests home in advance ? (Fish tacos)

@mostly_grumpy Hope his teddy bears are all lined up correctly

Lights out, Andy.

@mostly_grumpy Haha. had this is drafts for ages haven’t you?

Prisoner Cell Block HRH

@icod Avoid decongestant medication, can cause a reflux few days later.

Is there any way of clearing my head after a three week long cold? #UKsnotchat

New washing machine has arrived, first load almost done. It has a light in the drum to spy on the clothes.

@icod @SarahDuggers Indeed, I’d sit back and read ALL the books.

@SarahDuggers Also, if I was fabulously wealthy, I wouldn't really care what Twitter said about me

I’m always amazed how much the voice matches the chin

@icod Absolutely love doing this.

Fellow dyeing fans. I'm going in !

@icod @timesculture I often wonder who The Times style guide is aimed at.

@timesculture No. It's . Not

@icod Honestly, I’m disappointed you’re under sequinned!

Jason Derulo concert - im at a Mexican nearby and I'm woefully under sequinned. It's raining. In Bournemouth. On a Thursday.

@icod Husband does this for us each evening as part of his doing the kitchen routine.

@icod Manipulative from the outside. Mentioning her kids and that she caught a traitor etc towards the len and I’m still not sure of the FBI training was BS, but it was bat shit crazy!

@icod My favourite sort of feline

@sharnek Bruno. Hes a chump

I don't know about you, but I think something is going on here.

@Baddiel @Channel4 @icod

A taster of my new @channel4 show, which I had the most joy doing ever, thank you to the many people involved and of course to the #cats.

You know the day is going well when you look in your handbag for a lipstick and you find the cat's eyedrops