Sharon

Need 2 tix for Tove lo in Austin lmk🥹🫶

@nellecat46 I’m interested in 2 of them!

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

idc if this is a hot take or not but judging fully vaxxed people for doing things safely again after more than a year of not being able to do anything at all isnt the moral high ground moment you think it is

Just to be clear: there is nothing “pro-life” about denying people comprehensive sexual education, making birth control harder to access, forcing others to give birth against their will, and stripping them of healthcare and food assistance afterwards.

The moderator getting treated like a substitute teacher

men: just tell him no thank you, & you’re not interested me: no thank you men in real life: wow forreal sweetheart? it’s like that? i’m that ugly? we can’t even be friends? damn. where you going tho? why you walking so fast? can i come?

i grew up ugly so i had to be funny and then got hot in my twenties so that’s how i became perfect

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

surgeon: we're only allowing family right now olive garden waitstaff: yeah that's why we're here

Whoever named frogs got it 100% right. Those things are frogs

i am losing my gorilla grip on reality

Festival security: *searches everyone for drugs* An artist on stage: “IF YOU HAVE A BLUNT SPARK THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW!”

no

crossbreed every type of dog until all you’re left with is an everything beagle