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unicycle update thread! decided to post all my unicycle-related tweets here so if you're interested in my progress you can just go through this thread i tried to put them in chronological order but i may have messed up at some point

mt bom tar no 2o dia do estágio e ganhar ovo de páscoa da empresa que nem todo mundo 🙏🏻💖

@AgatiGa parabéns primo!! vc vai ser um excelente pai

I’ve been feeling like the happiest man in the world lately — our baby girl is due in September 🥹

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

@voluntaryreboot fortunately i’ve built my feed post by post and have escaped this mess

seeing way too much about harry potter on my timeline

Não, o Projeto de Lei que criminaliza a misoginia não proíbe homens de falarem com mulheres. Mas, se você é homem, e acha que esse Projeto vai te proibir de falar com mulheres, o problema está nas coisas que você diz mesmo. E nos faça o favor: fique quieto desde já.

Hey guys misoginy is now a crime in Brasil who happy

não é querendo flertar, mas eu usaria cards de pokémon combinando na capinha do celular com você, mas sem querer flertar

woke up gay & obsessed with pokémon again lfg

@voluntaryreboot see that’s wholesome and the same reason behind why i love torterra so much i have plushies and a tattoo - it was my first starter! i respect this reasoning

@sharpiestealr at least i have a good-ish explanation though!!! Cos when i was a kid and chose pokemon red it was because of the cool dragon on the box - one that opened the door to an amazing franchise, tournaments, travel experiences, friendships and so much more its charizards fault

you like charizard because he's expensive and easy to scalp i like charizard because they're my favourite pokemon we are not the same

@voluntaryreboot literally yes like everyone clowns on genuine zard fans bc of the hype no one would make fun of me for saying sylveon’s my fave even if it’s a super common pick lowkey feels the same as generic white guy picking gengar tbh

@sharpiestealr genuinely as a serious player, judge, member of the community etc going this hard on enjoying charizard SURELY proves how legit i am because WHY would anybody make this up

very happy i found my regular flamengo jersey this week (i only knew where my pink one was)

I just saw Liza Minnelli

it's literally a pink thing made of love with some dangly bits

so i’m working on a paper to hopefully be my 1st publication and i love that it’s past 1am but this is the time both i and my (also workaholic) advisor had time to text abt how it’s going we’re both insane and it’s why we work together

two of them

unicycle update thread! decided to post all my unicycle-related tweets here so if you're interested in my progress you can just go through this thread i tried to put them in chronological order but i may have messed up at some point

CPI DO OSCAR JÁ.

Erika Hilton, incumbent Brazilian MP, jokingly called for a congressional inquiry into the Oscar after the Brazilian movie "Secret Agent" lost. She also tagged the Federal Police, saying it was a robbery.