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Dev by day, thief by night, believe my tweets at your own risk

Katılım Nisan 2020
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@abdullahatif07 popular opinion: maintaining any kind of streak is actually just pure nonsense
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Abdullah Atif@abdullahatif07·
Unpopular opinion: Maintaining streak on GitHub is harder than maintaining streak on Leetcode!
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@RyanEls4 Chrome on Windows is basically the final boss of memory consumption
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Ryan Els@RyanEls4·
Memory usage be like 😂🤭
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@gharkekalesh Indian moms will still look at this and say, No problem, just wear a wig and sit in the mandap
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Ghar Ke Kalesh@gharkekalesh·
A young woman refused her mother’s pressure to get married, so she came up with a bold plan💀
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@abidsensibull Bro called a wet lungi and a t shirt an international security threat 🥲
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@_jaydeepkarale 0% because working as a laborer at a construction site doesn't require ai
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Jaydeep@_jaydeepkarale·
What % of your current workflow is AI generated ?
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@ChintsUnfiltrd @rutu609 Bro looks like a half eaten chocolate bar that fell on the carpet. what angle are you seeing lovely from ? 😭
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Chintan@ChintsUnfiltrd·
@rutu609 So cute. You have a lovely dog.
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RUTU@rutu609·
People take so much care of their dogs... and here's my dog. He plays wherever he wants, gets covered in mud, and comes home looking like this.
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@AskSnehasish You underestimate the engineering minds of underpaid employees. a simple script keeps that dot green till the sun comes up
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Snehasish Nayak@AskSnehasish·
@shazcodes I wonder if they were sleeping, how the indicator was still in green. It should be in yellow, right?
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Shaz@shazcodes·
My friend works at tcs. He logged off at 7 PM on thursday. His manager called at 7:15: everyone is still working. Wmwhy did you leave? He opened his laptop again. Checked the team. 3 people were active. All had their status as available. he pinged them. no reply for 20 mins. they were all sleeping with laptops open. indian IT doesn't care about output. They care about green dots.
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@that_tallguy_1 the universe is practically begging you to close the laptop and just enjoy your breakfast in peace
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Priyanshu@that_tallguy_1·
Standup Call with Breakfast and power cut deadly combo.
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@lalitgrateful Bro is running a one man cabinet via press releases
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Lalith@lalitgrateful·
You can't hate Nitin Gadkari -sunday: ministry of road transport & highways -monday: ministry of railways -tuesday: ministry of housing & urban affairs -wednesday: ministry of jal shakti - thursday: ministry of power -friday: ministry of civil aviation -saturday: ministry of environment, forest & climate change
News Algebra@NewsAlgebraIND

NITIN GADKARI : Sanitation workers should move beyond traditional jobs and enter service sector. They should start their own business and become self-reliant.

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Shaz@shazcodes·
@grindengineer The system is stupid. the employees are just adapting
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@aminnnn_09 Founder C: just slaps a .ai domain on a basic form and raises $5M from clueless VCs
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Amin Tai@aminnnn_09·
why are so many AI startups failing? founder A: "AI, give me a million-dollar startup idea." founder B: "hey, what's the most annoying part of your job?" one gets ideas, one gets customers.
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@Abhiggenalpga thanks for providing th official training manual for the green dot department
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sarcastix@Abhiggenalpga·
@shazcodes If it bothers u enough to tweet about it for a few pennies do this - open notepad and place a paper weight on the space bar. U will forever be green
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Er. Mansoor
Er. Mansoor@MANSOORNABI12·
Sometimes when people are provoking you, be provoked. Take the lowest road. Give them what they ordered.
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Shaz@shazcodes·
@Adult_humorr tell me you haven't seen dhoom 2 or ae dil hai mushkil without telling me you haven't seen dhoom 2 or ae dil hai mushkil
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Adult Humour@Adult_humorr·
Meet Aishwarya Rai: A woman who carved her own path > She never did bold scene like Kiara to get movie and money > She represented India on the global stage with grace and dignity. > She walked away from a relationship that had become toxic. > she married a good man and built a beautiful family. There may be many stars in Bollywood but there will never be another Aishwarya Rai.
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@GohilHardy Don't quit bro. but it might be time to pivot. xonsistency is great. but if the current format isn't hitting. experiment with something entirely different
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Hardik Gohil
Hardik Gohil@GohilHardy·
It's been 1.5 years since I started posting on X. No viral posts. Most of my posts still get under 3K views. But I'm still showing up every day. Should I quit?
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Shaz@shazcodes·
@GohilHardy Exactly my point. a sleeping employee shouldn't look identical to a productive one on a dashboard
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Hardik Gohil@GohilHardy·
@shazcodes Being online and being productive are two different things.
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Shaz@shazcodes·
@chetankale_ If by virtue u mean " keeping Teams green while snoring " then yes. very real.
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@ritujoon2j Aesthetics: 10/10. Anxiety about stepping on dog poop : 100/10
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Ritu Joon
Ritu Joon@ritujoon2j·
For me, one of the best feeling is walking barefoot on grass 😇
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