Shaz

otherwise

My auto driver asked me why I looked sad. I lied and said work stress. He said, i drive 14 hours a day. My son asked for a birthday cake last week. I couldn't afford one. I still smiled. Then he didn't charge me for the ride. He said, You looked like you needed this more than me. I cried the whole way home 🥲

@_Creation22 Still bored now?

Still 2 hours of journey left getting bored Lets doo AMA -ask me anything I will reply 🥰

@TrueJester86 I slept 4 hours a night for a year, ate 300g of sugar daily, and had abs. Your argument is invalid

Sugar isn’t always the villain. Stress + poor sleep might be worse. Agree or no?

@dandaditya X is adityahub

damn there are lots of aditya on X lets increase this list btw i have made custom search bar where you can search your followers by their name also working by searching user by their bio (keywords)

@YashshviD lately I’ve been eating khichdi every day

That was my lunch…..

@Itstheanurag False equivalence, stupidity isn't visible from 10 feet away. an iphone 13 in a begging bowl is

@shazcodes bro if you are stupid, why not just get a brain 😭

Genuinely asking. if you're homeless, why not just… get a job? I saw a guy begging with an iPhone 13. the math isn't mathing. stop romanticizing laziness.

@2sush @krishhhda Gemini ka logo nhi dikh raha , lagta hai ye image real hai 😅

me and @krishhhda

I will marry a woman who is: - Virgin - 5'3" - Earns 4 lakh/month but does all the cooking & cleaning - Shares live location 24/7 - No male friends, no exes - Lives with my parents and calls them Maa, Papa - Still looks like a model but spends zero on herself Where do I find her?

@michael_c_law Underrated observation

"Human in the loop" only works if the human knows what the loop is doing.

@TrueJester86 sounds dangerously easy. Too easy.

3-ingredient chocolate popsicles 1 can coconut milk 1/3 cup cocoa powder 1/3 cup maple syrup Blend → pour → freeze Creamy, dairy-free, and so good you won’t believe it’s this simple. Will you try this?

@Itstheanurag Bro of the year right there.

I am sick today, my bro brought me to the gym to give him moral support. I am watching him do squats now.

@vaneshmali If you don’t care, why post about it? 🙄

Some of my posts get very few likes and comments. And some of my posts get 100+ likes and comments. And I really don't know why! So, I don't care about 0 or 100. I just keep posting. Keep posting. You don't know which of your post will go viral.

girl at the gym spent 45 minutes setting up her camera for one set of squats, then got mad because I walked through her shot. "You're ruining my content" I told her I’m not an extra in her movie, I’m a guy trying to use the leg press. If you want a private studio, build one. This is a public gym, not your youtube set

Smartphones peaked in 2018. Everything since then has been a scam to get you to pay for a slightly better camera you don't even know how to use. If you upgrade your phone every year, you’re just a victim of marketing and I genuinely feel bad for your bank account.

my toothbrush is 13 months old

For that price, I expect a tiger to carry me on its back and a leopard to hold my protein shake.

@IndianTechGuide For that price, I expect a tiger to carry me on its back and a leopard to hold my protein shake

🚨 Maharashtra had proposed to hike the ticket prices for annual morning walkers at Sanjay Gandhi National Park in Mumbai from Rs 348 to Rs 10,000. 🙏🏽

web dev is a zombie career

@GohilHardy Atleast layoff email will be grammatically perfect

If you can't keep up with AI… don't be surprised when your layoff email is written by it too.