Shaz

otherwise

@K19Unknown Any place for me sir

This day moot Chart

@Sparsh209 @nirajxdev Truth hurts, but the bank balance hurts more.

@shazcodes @nirajxdev Bro speaking truth😭😭

Indian tech hiring in 2026: > 30 minute test > 3 hours interview. > 3 rounds DSA. > 1 round system design. > 1 round hiring manager. > 1 round HR. > 45 days notice period. > 4 weeks background verification. > 3.5 LPA final offer. Even Zomato delivery guy makes more. Works 6 hours. No bonds. No bullshit.

@ayesha_fatiima Googling is so 2022

Computer Science is half remembering something and googling the rest.

@aShubhamz We played ourselves

In 2022 ChatGPT dropped and it literally did your homework and studies. In 2026 AI now does the job you studied for. Now tell me who is responsible?

@amaan8429 Happy anniversary

I still can't believe this.

@nikitabier Fix the 'for you ' algorithm first then maybe we’ll stay

No, there’s nothing over there. Come back to the screen.

@lukecodez Bro's relationship had more creases than his screen

Dude lost his gf to an Indian guy and people are trolling him for having Galaxy Z Flip 7 !

@Swiggy Writing it six times doesn't make it true . it just makes it a documented hallucination

kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal kadhi chawal is better than rajma chawal

I’m proud to share I’m joining the board of Stripe I’ve never run a company. I failed intro to economics. I once paid $3.50 in Stripe fees and demanded a refund Currently outside their HQ Waiting for Patrick Collison to look out the window and feel my presence

@_jaydeepkarale This is why we don't skip code reviews

A dashboard query looks like this: SELECT * FROM payments ORDER BY created_at LIMIT 10; The team says this returns the latest payments. Are they correct?

@2sush knowledge is better than just jumping on a trend or hating it for no reason

Hating on AI doesn’t make you smart. Understanding it does.

@IndianTechGuide The emoji 🙏 is killing me. Are you thanking God for the inflation

🚨 Indian rupee against US dollar is at all-time high. 🙏

my codex message quota is exhausted but bro is still working

@VishSpark03 protein rich breakfast… for rich people. right ?

Must try protein rich breakfast with fruits.

@kartikey1414 that overthinking solves nothing 😅

What is life teaching you right now?

@san_x_m No words… hoping he gets the justice he deserves 🙏

A father held his newborn child for the last time. Then fought 9 court cases. 120 hearings. 40 trips across India. Just to see that child again. India denied him that right. His name was Atul Subash. His son is 5 years old today. Justice is still due. 🙏🇮🇳

@nirajxdev I’ve heard he’s present everywhere at once 😄

the biggest extrovert person of india - Rajeev Shukla ji

@2sush @beehiiv If i start getting paid on twitter, i might invest that money into beehiiv

@shazcodes @beehiiv yes. it is true

🔥 I'm on a 1 week writing streak on @beehiiv!