She Nanigans

I don’t know if it’s long covid or what but damn I still have no taste in men

Wowww raining all Pride Festival weekend but sunshine every day next week? This Portland weather is homophobic

Honestly, I can’t wait to see this new Buzz Lightyear movie

The feminine urge to practice unlocking the door as if a serial killer were chasing you ☺️

@gabriellanatali Happy for you Gab, go offfffff

Sketch from my comic book series Incelsior. What other monsters do #incels fear?

@alex_joness Booking my flight now

Drugs are great but have you ever felt the unadulterated bliss of having a meeting get cancelled at the last minute?

if they say it's a cake I'm going to lose my mind

@alex_joness As a fellow cry baby I feel this SO hard

@alex_joness Says “an inspiring step forward” going on my lil mental health walks

I tell people I want kids, but they don’t know what I really mean is baby goats

*takes a long drag of a cigarette* yeah, i know the muffin man

Men just love correcting you only to paraphrase what you said

I drew this

Also I’m a grown ass woman. Don’t give me a lollipop at the doctor’s office!

When my sister got an IUD in Chile, she got Valium, Lidocaine, a heating pad, a complimentary ride home, all for free. When I got mine, they gave me a lollipop and $30 copay and told me to take Advil when I got home. Why does America hate women so much? 😭

@alex_joness @itzlandry At what point does it stop being a bit and just being who you are?

Moved out of the house and a week later this is my ex’s bedroom decoration. Needless to say, I feel really good about my decision

@itzlandry @alex_joness I thought it was a 6-year bit!

@babyhandsjonson @alex_joness "Babe, I swear I'm just being ironic"