Bobbi Morse

All lies.. I still don't remember, I just showed up, things almost happened, one day they might. Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

@SonOfBow Quieting for a moment, she looks away, shifting on her feet as if calculating. "You guess? Anything else going on?"

@shedevil_19 He heard her out, then remained quiet for a moment. She had a point. “...Yeah, I guess,” he eventually said, mumbling a bit.

“Mooooom?” @shedevil_19

@SonOfBow It isn't suppose to taste good, if it ever does, that means you've probably got your Uncle Barney's genes.

@shedevil_19 Not touching it. Promise. Fair point. And not like it tasted bad.

He’s found his mom’s wine.

@SonOfBow No matter what, all those ridiculous steps led me to the best parts, which was meeting your father and having you, I would never change that.

@shedevil_19 ....We really don’t.

He’d ask his parents for advice but considering their history with relationships.....

@Ineedmorearrows My fourth favorite hobby is watching how uncomfortable you are when you've almost realized that you aren't quite sure where a certain item of clothing or object came from.

My favorite hobby is seeing how much terrible furniture I can get away with.

Listening to the great political debate of the Interns today sounds almost exactly... like...

@SonOfBow Only if you include the price tag, but you touch without permission, you're permanently clipped of your wings. The other is store bought, the name never matters.

@shedevil_19 The Armand? Does that taste better than.. Whatever the other was?

@SonOfBow I also married a potential spy that I was suppose to turn in, slept with a jungle guy and we don't have to go into the rest.

@shedevil_19 That.. Just kinda supports my initial point. But yeah, the Bachelor Show is definitely worse.

@SonOfBow "Let's put it like this. Life is an adventure, sparks and moments of near misses and excitements of could haves and what ifs, wouldn't you rather live knowing you shared how you felt with your feelings than hiding it and wondering what could have been. Listen to your Mama."

@shedevil_19 Not surprised. “I guess? I mean, it’s just a crush... But.. If I asked her out and it didn’t work out, it might be the end of the friendship as well.. “

@SonOfBow I was almost upset until I realized you didn't drink the Armand. Carry on.

Huh. Not bad.

@SonOfBow "So, she's your best friend and you'd like there to be more?" Like I'd like to run another background and surveillance on this best friend, she mentally noted to herself. "Or is there something else?"

@shedevil_19 “...Uh-huh. And dating. Kinda. We’re not,” he paused for a moment, “she’s like.. My best friend. But I guess I kinda.. Y’know.. “

@SonOfBow "Hiding a body, dating or something else? You know I'm here for anything and we don't have to confuse your father."

@shedevil_19 “...I need advice. ...About a girl.”

Am I the only one that almost loses count when it comes to how many kids i have, pseudo adopted kids and other random kids I claim...

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep

Message In A Bottle: Since Pam has forced me to think about it, I would assume my body tastes like hangar steak because… pilot joke? #ArcherFXX

Weird but true: Batman once told me he wanted to keep his feelings in a lead box so Superman couldn't see them.

Far too late for that. twitter.com/birdsandtricks…