big big baby boy

there is a chungus among us

My son sleeps with the same Hook starring Robin Williams blanket I did when I was his age

@stopvaccinating What information did you, the dumbest human alive, gather from her tweets

Brainwashing is so deep and complete that the obvious is instead, oblivious.

@BrentAWilliams2 But you have to lower the risk of an event by another 0.002%

Cardiologists, what are you doing? Does every patient need to take every cardiovascular medicine that exists? Take a breather once in a while. Damn.

Happy Daredevil day to those who celebrate

It’s Friday Night, 7:45 PM. You just got home from blockbuster. You got blankets set up in the living room. You got sprite, pizza. You got nothing to do in the morning

@Innerviewq When they beat those kids at basketball

If you were born between 87-92 , male, this movie was harder than karate kid

Sami keeps harassing the cat and yelling “be a man”

The part of vacation where you have to log back in to work

Yesss we went to this random great wolf lodge 6 hours away and ran into friends I love it

@NwistyOnline That’s the best

Listen if you want a cheap panoptic ophthalmoscope, wait until match day and get one from a future ophthalmologist or surgeon

Letting my kids wander around this child casino

Great wolf lodge Chicago is going to drain my life savings

@Dhavidote It’s more boring than this in real life and they would’ve checked for it already

A mother is always right.

Man I used to be burly but now I’m not and I had to spar a 250 lb dude made of rocks and he damn near broke my leg and all I could do was laugh because I’m a tiny baby

@DrDeepMD Oh wow is there a paid patreon, course or book I can buy to learn more?!

Your doctor told you your labs are “normal.” Here’s what that actually means: you fall within a range based on the average American. The average American is overweight, pre-diabetic, sleep-deprived, and on 4 medications. “Normal” is not a compliment. It’s a warning.

@sulmoney Fast reader

A child you just saw in clinic for an evaluation left your office like this What’s the diagnosis?

Went to a memorial for a friend where we were encouraged to take her old stuff and my daughter took a box worth of Jesus figurines. What are we going to do with that

@vinhlegacy I wanna talk about the economic and political state of the world woooop This sucks, I hate it

Jaden Smith on Icon is probably the greatest way anyone has ever introduced themselves to the rap game

Felt good about totally destroying someone in a chess dot com blitz game but then I saw the pfp was a child